May dominator week never end.
I cracked up
John Cena would destroy these guys.
It works better when the roided up dominator cuts his promos himself.
Danshoku Dino would DESTROY John Cena. Then he'd make with him, and John Cena would like it. Cuz John Cena is gay.
I really wish they'd bring this guy to the WWE. They had TAKA Michinoku and Tajiri (who were both awesome, much better than Cena) so why not Dino?
Jet Bin Fever
Whoever is scripted to destroy will destroy. It isn't like prowess one way or another will swing the match.
Prowess is a factor. Promotions don't want to push people who can't wrestle. The WWE has a very low standard for prowess these days, favouring wrestlers who "look" right over wrestlers who cut good promos, and wrestlers who cut good promos over wrestlers with genuine skills, BUT prowess IS still a factor.
Dino is so much better than Cena, that I am confident the scriptwriters will hand him the win. I also suspect that Cena himself would *insist* on losing to Dino. Because Cena is a nice guy who'd be willing to put an underdog like Dino over, and also he's gay.
Wrestling is gay. Wrestling is also fake.
But how can it be really gay if it's all fake?
And how can it be really fake if the gay isn't fake?
Truly, a riddle to puzzle the ages.
I think you are confused as to how the word "fake" is applied in the context of wrestling. When people say that "wrestling is fake", generally what they mean is that the outcomes of each match is preordained, and that despite appearances, the bone-crunching moves are being done carefully, with the full cooperation of each participant. "Wrestling is fake" does not mean that *literally all* aspects of wrestling are fake. It just means that wrestling is choreographed theater, similar to Shakespeare or martial arts films, as opposed to a n unscripted, competitive contact sport, such as boxing or MMA.
As you can see, there is no paradox in wrestling being both gay and fake.
And also, wrestling is not gay. I don't know who told you it was. Only certain wrestlers are, like Dino, Hardgay, and Cena, and I'm pretty sure Dino and Hardgay are both just doing it for kayfabe. (Gayfabe?)
So, it's not a paradox because the gay's not fake except it is fake except for John Cena.
Well... I'll concede the point about John Cena.
The gay may or may not be fake, depending on the circumstance. The important thing to remember is that not *all* of wrestling is fake.
Hardgay vs. Dino for Wrestlemania whatever (98?)
Dramatic Dream Team is still the best wrestling promotion in the entire world. Wonder how Yoshihiko is doing these days.
Semi-related question: ayone here follow Japanese wrestling, who might know a way to find K-DOJO match videos? Particularly ones featuring Ofune, the pink kamen-sailorscout? I just learned about her thank to Fire Pro, and man, that sounds right up my alley! Unfortunately, I haven't been able to dig up a lot of info on her.
Guys like Dino, you can find tons of stuff. Ofune? Practically nothing. There is no justice.
I remember seeing a video here that was highlights from some kind of all gay indy wrestling promotion, I remember it being really funny but now I can't find it. The search results for "gay wrestling" on youtube are pretty great though.
Also this video is awesome.
Oooh, I know!
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