|Oscar Wildcat - 2014-05-12 |
SHe's like the twisted side project of the lead singer in an 80's hair metal band.
|EvilHomer - 2014-05-12 |
Did s/he really win?! I fucking hope not. I get the appeal of that whole bearded lady gimmick, but her song blows, and I'll be damned if those philistine Eurotards pick this year to vote on pure novelty, when they were too cool for that the year of Dustin of the Turkey.
Not that a shite song winning Eurovision would be out of the ordinary, but still. HUNGARY 2014 FACKAHS!
Ugh, I guess she did. Perfect ending to one of the most boring Eurovisions in living memory.
Pretty much all the Eurovision songs are trash pop garbage. Not always, but most of the time, so it's not like a shitty song winning Eurovision is anything unusual. In this case, it's a crappy Skyfall/Bond song knock-off that's pretty mediocre.
Rodents of Unusual Size
The songs this year were really boring. Previous years usually have at least a few gems but this year was mostly duds.
Yeah, usually Eurovision is a nice mix of boring songs, good songs, boring songs sung by hot chicks, and songs that are so ridiculously bad that you can't help but enjoy them.
This year it was almost all boring. There were a few songs I liked, Hungary and France were pretty catchy, Poland was almost ironic, and of course the Ukraine produced smoking hot chicks as usual. But there were no real standouts, like Lordi, Alyosha, or Witloof Bay. Ireland wasn't very good this year, which was disappointing (they're usually always good), same thing with Moldova/ Bulgaria (I like girl metal, don't judge me)... but there wasn't really anything that REMARKABLE about the badness. It was all so bland and forgettable. Even the dubstep seemed neither tasteful nor tasteless, just grey and muted. The one song that NEARLY got my ire was that stupid happy one about tolerance and prejudice, but even that fell far short of the bar set by "Vampires Are Alive" et al.
It's just so horrible, though, saying someone only won Eurovision because they're a drag queen. Yes, standing up to "bigotry" is nice, but we already know that Europe is pretty libertarian in regards to LGBT rights, and the only people involved who needed a lesson in friendship and tolerance, the Russians, didn't learn shit. They just got antagonized and marginalized. It's even more horrible when you realize that all those Europeans booing Russia are getting psyched up for a potential bloodbath like the world hasn't seen in almost seventy years.
I know not what Eurovision songs will be made in World War 3, but Eurovision World War 4, we'll be drumming with sticks on stones.
|memedumpster - 2014-05-12 |
Oh! So this is what CNN was on about (God, CNN is worthless)! I thought they were actually reporting that Lady Gaga had come out as a man, I kid you not. I changed the channel not caring.
This is way more interesting. I hope sklee does the next Bond theme.
This music already sounds like one of the older Bond themes.
God yes, Meme. This is the next Bond Girl.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-05-12 |
|chumbucket - 2014-05-13 |
Seeing this right after the 2014 GOTJ video on here makes me feel like yet another great year has come and gone already.
|Кotki - 2014-05-17 |
Heeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e sat on his glasses oooo-o-o-o-once.....
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