Ha, me and my mother both have roses in our lawns. She has these cold climate roses that bloom sixty times a year, annoyingly, and look awesome. I have the ones that bloom once, look horribly ugly as they die, and are trying to devour the earth in vines.

It's a tough call which I like better.

I have arborvitaes lining both sides of my yard, planted by the previous owner or the one before her. I don't mind them, but they do get quite unruly if you don't keep up on the pruning.

Have you tried pruning it down to a single vine or two? Then you can feed it into a tree. Like your neighbors trees. To piss them OFF! As my neighbor likes to say ( in that Hank Hill tone of voice ) "We have different val-ues."

Really, that can be quite beautiful. When the bloom hits the tree will light up with flowers. Like fireworks but exploding for weeks and showering the ground with soft white sparks.

And your neighbor, who will be shaving another thirty secondth of a inch of grass off his already barren dirty lawn with some big honking zamboni like vehicle, will be cursing and sputtering about the mess.

Clematis vines. Whichever the ones are with the tiny white flowers that bloom in late summer/fall. I put them on a trellis in front of my house. By the time the trellis had fallen over years later, new clematis vines had migrated to three other trees up to 50 yds away.

It's just another weed now, though it makes pretty flowers for a few weeks.

I have these white flowering bushes right outside my patio that are okay looking but smell like absolute shit. So plant a bunch of those upwind.

Or what you could do is pepper the fence line with doll heads wedged atop broken broom handles like my former up-the -street neighbor did.

yea, and?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 50%?!?!!

It's also kind of an odd attitude. The Tea Party is a pseudo-libertarian bunch who like to claim that gov't just gets in the way and that we don't need anyone out there to stop people from fucking with other people.

Then we go on to instruct someone on how to be a complete dick to their neighbor just because you "hate" them.

Passive aggression and seething resentment are the Pennsylvania way.

I knew a guy that put a giant pink sculpture of a pig on his front yard to get back at neighbors that blocked a zoning change he wanted to run a business out of his house. They thought it might reduce the charm of the neighborhood, but HE SHOWED THEM.