I was convinced this was a Bruno sketch for most of it

So...the ink comes off on your ass.....then your underwear.

Wasn't this a Frank Zappa song?

You can buy black toilet paper at Walmart. Check and mate you fuckwit fashion snobs.

I see we got this as a new banner ad. Gotta keep this dump classy!

From the Amazon product reviews.

"18 of 23 people found the following review helpful
Great Scott, This is Good TP!!!!!
By R. Hayward on November 11, 2009

This TP is perfect for me. I have a rare bowel condition that makes my feces turn white (commonly known as "Bird Poop Syndrom"). When I use standard TP, I am unable to adequately determine whether or not I need to continue wiping. This has led to some embarassing moments for myself and my significant other.

Now that this product has finally arrived, I no longer have any worries! No more white stains in my black underwear. Thanks Renova!!!!"

Just in case I didn't hate art/fashion/design people, I guess.

You see toilet paper is usually white, but we have black toilet paper.

This would be perfect for Bob's Burgers' black bathroom.

When you doo doo is your shit not brown? It's a universal thing we all flush it down. When you wipe do you look at the tissue? Most folks do, ain't even an issue.

I just got my first Black Toilet Paper banner ad guys! Hooray!