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Desc:Styxhexenhammer666 gives you the 411
Category:Religious, Fashion
Tags:Magic, satan, goatee, occultism, Archangel Michael is a cunt
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Wicca is Christianized magick. Modern "pagans" are liberal arts majors trying to stir the waters by doing tarot readings and burning sage. Satanists are lonely nerds.
In his defense, he covers wicca and pagans at length in more than one video, and says pretty much that.

He is actually right about a lot of things in this video but he's still a satanist nerd. NEEEEERRRRD

Yeah, it's really more about the delivery than the message.

Tiger tiger yawning tall
Back there on the pastel wall
What home salon decorum's eye
Dared hang you without dignity

In what bed bath and beyond
Was that yellow candle born
In what sister's bedroom shelf
Nail polish remover help thineself

Unsettling nipples and flower art
Could satan rise and so empart
Stringy hair untouched by comb
Camera there when home alone

What shiny bauble hung by chain
Could inspire the jargon brain
What the hell and el oh el
Reach unrelated to such grasp

When the shower drain is clogged
And YouTube views alas are logged
Did revenue accompany
Did he who clicked the link save thee

Tiger tiger yawning tall
Back there on the pastel wall
What home salon decorum's eye
Dared hang you without dignity
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
When the stars of heaven threw down their spears...

Oscar Wildcat
And swarthy Red-necks turn'd up their Rears.

Goths explaining what it means to be goth are so not goth.
I beg to differ. Explaining goth is the second most goth thing one can do. The most goth thing is to explain why *those* people aren't *real* goths.

I've been found out!

11:17 But what about DARK ponies?! What about Nightmare Moon, or Pinkamena?

Also, fuck you, you stick-armed wimp, Lobo loves dolphins, and he's a hundred times more of a badass than you!
Satan requires a constant application of skin lotion, for Satan has cursed me with the skin of the salamander.
Was he in the middle of a shower when he decided to stop and make this video?
That looks like a grease sheen, not wetness; I don't think he's showered in quite some time.

Nah Homer, you can see the water droplets forming at the ends and on his chest.

This fellow had a shower thought that began to overtake his life.

My experiences with Satanists are that their beliefs have no real logical basis and asking them for a philosophical breakdown is impossible. Thelemists, of course, have a full teleology, which they'll happily tell you about.

Satanists are yobs.
As far as the different branches of libertarian ideology go, Satanism is one of the less annoying.

Dude, Martin Starr is really letting himself go...
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