Guys, can we not?
I've laughed at him for a long time with you guys, but we aren't observers anymore, we are his audience and that changes everything.
He craves an audience more than anything else in life. It is his sole reason for being, a goal that colors all of his seemingly irrational behavior, from buying that car when he was broke and homeless to posting hours of embarassing videos that could not possibly go over well. We provide him that audience, and we are his *good* audience - by which I mean, *we* don't fuck with him. We watch and we laugh, but we mostly leave him alone, unlike the rest of his fanbase, who participate in flame wars and Google Hangouts and stalkings both online and IRL. Hell, even his so-called friends are assholes, manipulating him and getting him into trouble with the cops. With friends like that, are we really his enemies?
If you're feeling guilty about watching a man destroy himself, misterbuns, just remember that his poeTV fans are probably the closest he's ever had to genuine well-wishers.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
Not even drugs can make this man cool.
"This afternoon I woke up long enough to take a dump" is the most pathetic thing I've heard in a while.
Everybody knows the best stolen toilet paper comes from Sonic. Get with the program Bravo.
|infinite zest |
I'd like to imagine his encounter with a "drugs" dealer: "what're you looking for man?" "drugs.." "umm.. uh.. white or dark or green? Help me out here." "drugs. Just 3 or 4 of the bottles of drugs."
I enjoyed the discussion of fast food napkins.
He's dieing of respiratory depression within 6 months, mark my words.
also this is an old video, from February.
In all fairness I think the old submission is a died link.
I was just saying CORKY LIVES.
I don't recall this being submitted, but I remember when he first deleted it from his account.
What is the dickhead on the end of his nose?
|Jet Bin Fever |
He's making it guys. You can tell how happy he is with his life!
|The Mothership |
You drank wine before 6:00 in the morning. While taking prescription painkillers.
Also, you got 40 painkiller pills? At once? Who did you bribe? What the fuck did you do to yourself? Must be a muscle relaxer along with vicodin or something and then some sort of blood thickener? Holy shit.
If he was taking that much percocet or vicodin, he wouldn't need TP because he wouldn't shit for weeks.
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