"What magnificent animals. Thanks for sharing this."
2 months ago
Music to my hears (non sarcastic)♫
3 months ago
they are spacious inside... about 3 gallons of gas at a time
4 months ago (edited)
Such lovely sounds :3 Somebody get that horse a pillow.
Accidie: Horses ruin people. End the madness.
|Binro the Heretic |
Sounds like the living room after Thanksgiving dinner at grandma's.
Oh blessed Equus, her website:
Hippie horse cult. The Stories page and the Practitioners page, where you can read up on all of their qualifications, are particularly ripe with content.
And Good News! They offer a ,000 Certification Program! It doesn't certify you to *teach*, they are most emphatic about that - don't you dare try to muscle in on equine higher being healthcare, that's THEIR business model, not yours! But it will certify you to heal thyself through the power of horse farts and Fourth Dimension consciousness. Which I'm guessing means you still have to pay them for free-range horse therapy sessions, you simply get to do these sessions on your own?
After reading the Practitioners biographies for Ra and Tien, I'm sort of thinking maybe we should call the cops...?
Websense has blocked that website. It's probably for the best.
|The Mothership |
This is only SFW if you want your co-workers to know you're into watching horse fart videos on the internet, which is probably part of the fetish.
I've been getting pretty decent at baking lately and the problem with that is when I bake some bread I'll usually be psyched up about how good it is and eat like half a loaf right before bed.
So I can really relate to these horses.
|infinite zest |
I guess I don't know much about horses, but I always thought they slept standing up.
Binro the Heretic
I grew up in farm country. Horses can sort of doze standing up. It's like a catnap, I suppose, or maybe akin to meditation. They can relax most everything except whatever mechanisms keep them from falling over. I guess it's a leftover instinct from their ancestors' days as herd animals in the wild.
But horses AND cows will lie down if they want a really good deep sleep. (cow-tipping is a myth, by the way) Again, it seems to be related to herd instincts. If you have a big group, individuals take turns sleeping in the middle of the group while the ones on the periphery continue to graze or whatever. That way, if anything unexpected happens, the noise of the awake & alert herd members will rouse the sleeping animals.
"Would you like some more beans Mr. Taggart?"
"I'd say you've had enough!"
|infinite zest |
I'd say this reaction is more like NMDA, like Methoxetamine or Ketamine. Four legs or two, or one or zero MDMA makes me wanna dance and fuck
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