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he spun around so much he could finally poop
Dogs make terrible sailors.
Better sailors than owners, evidently.
You're just mad that you were thrown overboard too chumbucket.
There is going to be so much dog puke in that boat, I doubt it's worth towing it to shore.
Gonna tell the tale of a dog named Zillionaire
who stands on the back of a whale
howling out in the middle of the ocean
Waves of dog emotion
It must have seemed like the perfect crime until he realized dogs can't pilot a boat.
Needs merry-go-round music.
The music that's already there is pretty good though.
His boat is worse than his bite.
Don't you mean his barque?
Ghost stars. But no, it's technically not a barque; barque's are square-rigged sailing vessels, and this is clearly some sort of motorised dinghy.
You can see the dog's junk.
I can see his skin fluyt.
It's flying half-mast.
I can also see his poop-deck.
We all need a newspaper in watertight plastic so we can shake it at that dog and grumble "WHY I YACHTA!!!!"
You're all really going overboard with the puns, cut it out.
Good thing he didn't jump off or he could have turned into chum.
You guys are sick, that boat clearly has earmites.