And here I thought he was going to blame the death of the child on the mother for being a non-believer.
Good to know you can still exceed my expectations of the evil shit you say Pattycakes.
|Corpus Delectable |
God forbid this child grow up to be the next Pat Robertson. God has a lot to answer for Pat Robertson's continued existence.
Unless that baby wasn't saved then it is burning in hell for eternity will the trillions of other children who have no idea what a religion was.
Hell is just full of babies.
Think about that.
Sanest Man Alive
Billions of babies forever. This, more than anything, is what makes it Hell.
That's not even remotely suggested in the Bible but ok.
You're a fuckhead, Pat. A fuckhead.
Good God, indeed.
And that's why everyone else lives in perfect health and there are no tyrannical murdering dictators- ever- in all of history, really.
|The Mothership |
Actually, if you get past the Hitler part, he's pretty much in line with conventional Christian theology when it comes to the deaths of infants and the freewill of man.
Go on and think about that then.
Humans have freewill, but God is scanning and culling the babies who will grow up to be supervillains no matter what choice they make because freewill is bogus.
I didn't realize this was already on the front page and tried to submit the link. Mine was going to have a 'no fate but what we make' tag because I thought it'd be funny.
Now your mission is to link your new tag.
This will take some planning. I want to make it count.
God didn't even kill baby Hitler, so imagine how shitty your kid was going to be!
This reminds me of old school Seanbaby and his bit about the superhero who kicks would-be mothers of villains in the stomach.
If only God had the sidekick that made pregnant women look like bears.
That baby could've grown up to be on welfare! That baby could've grown up to vote for Spendocrats and Taxgressives! That baby could've been Bernie Sanders' freaky two headed love child, and change the Constitution to say that a two headed person has two votes!
|Jet Bin Fever |
NO Pat. This is NOT the correct answer.
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