|The Mothership |
Donít leave your cat unattended with Twinkle Tush. They might be hatching a plot to kill you.
A simple and effective way to draw more attention to your cat's asshole!
|Oscar Wildcat |
It may be sparkly now, but it won't be so for long...
Yeah.. would you take it off every time they needed to shit or what? I lived with a cat who was potty trained, like he went outside to shit like most dogs are trained to do so we didn't need a litter box but I wouldn't touch that with an indoor cat without surgical gloves.
My girlfriend just got this for her cat. It's so glamorous!
The only cat this would be perfect for is a cat you hate.
I actually do kinda dislike that cat a little bit, he's often come between me and a different kinda pussy, and I didn't want to come back, wakka wakka wakka
This the kind of stuff that cat people enjoy.
"It's a joke!" says the cat person, whose sense of humor has sadly been ruined by his long-term exposure to cats.
Also, it's a real product. It is classified as a "gag gift", because for fucks sake COME ON, yet it is still a gift, and it is actually being bought by and for cat people. Why? Because as I said, cat people enjoy this crap.
This sort of shit - the music, the jewel, the asshole - would NEVER fly with the dog crowd.
This is another case where EH is obviously trolling because everyone knows dog videos consistently feature the worst music ever committed by humankind.
look up "rear gear," think it came before this cajazzle stuff and was marketed for purse dogs primarily
Ugh - Dropkick dogs are essentially cats.
This only more quickly brings to my attention that cats have assholes.
Yeah, it just reminds me that my dude gets right up on the counter and sits there. I wouldn't even want to have sex on a kitchen counter because it's gross but there he is.
This jingle sounds exactly the way a jingle for a product marketed by and for people who are made uncomfortable or titillated* by their cats' anuses hould sound.
This is why cats eat us when we die in their presence.
Vladimir looks just like my cat Werner. This only contributes to my theory that there is only one Russian Blue that happens to be superpositional throughout all spacetime.
Also Werner could really use this. There is a reason why his nickname is "poopbutt."
|wtf japan |
"Keep your booty veiled and safe"
Words to live by.
catastrophe or cat ass trophy?
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