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Outranks Private Parts.
Sergeant Glans overdosed on digital stimulation last saturday. "It's all these people on the fucking internet," Detective Clitoris, his partner, said over the phone in an interview only two days before his death. "They won't stop bothering him." Clitoris could not be located for comment.
If it's like any other viral video this will climax pretty quickly and everybody will just try to forget about it.
In Soviet Ballston Spa, Glans smacks you!
This has probably been pretty hard on him.
He's got to keep a stiff upper lip and keep banging away at it. etc etc etc
Sergeant Glans at Ballston Spa
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Captain Obvious shouldn't have to tell you it's illegal to slap suspects.
Lt. Loins will take his place.
Always has matters in hand,
He's on the beat,
Delivers justice to the crooks that he meets.
Dear Mrs. Glans, you married a dickhead. That is all.
His name aside, though, police misconduct vs. mob justice is a pretty fierce contest for which is shittier.
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