Bort Why on earth didn't they add some crotch-collision-detection logic to this, that makes the spectators double over in pain? That way the game remains fun long after you've tired of playing it "the right way".
I hear GTA started out as a more or less regular racing game, but then they noticed the playtesters were having more fun doing things that made the AI police cars chase them, so they changed the game's focus. Same concept applies here, even the same acronym GTA would work (Golf Testicular Assault).
TheOtherCapnS You were at the top of your game, Aziz Ansari. But you threw it all away over a petty grudge with an audience member.