And yes, Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain. And David Spade as General George Custer. Seriously.
And once again, Rob Schneider and Nick Swardson are kept out of the unemployment line for awhile i.e. the prime reason for Happy Madison's existence.
Shows more effort than the last half-dozen Happy Madison movies combined. Still not gonna watch it, but I'll give him that at least.
Yeah, but Seth Macfarlane did "A Million Ways to Die in the West" not too long before this. It's like if another Star Wars parody came out immediately after Spaceballs.
Ha! Hardware Wars! I remember now! I caught the majority of A Million Ways when I was hanging out with my dad and we were watching TV.. it's kind of like if you watched Blazing Saddles when you were a kid. You kinda tuned out all the social commentary but the fart jokes and stuff were pretty funny if you're the kind of person that laughs occasionally at family guy.
But at least that movie took a risk of sorts releasing it in theatres, and of course it bombed.. is the logic here that everyone who pays for netflix has ostensibly bought a ticket to go see it already even if they don't? Or maybe they just watch it out of curiosity.. either way it's kind of a smart move, but I don't understand how it makes any money.
Shit ton of product placement I'd wager. Like Nike Stirrups or something.
|infinite zest |
Thanks Netflix! So glad I don't pay for you.
Yeah I was expecting worse. I'm not going to watch it, but Sandler has put out worse movies than what appears to be shown in this trailer.
Thing is I kind of like Sandler. "They're All Gonna Laugh At You" was like my favorite thing in high school and he was awesome in "Punch Drunk Love." It's kinda sad that he just continued to make shitty movies instead of becoming a modern day Jimmy Stewart, but I guess there's more money in bullshit for the masses..
Punch Drunk Love would have worked without Sandler. It was a good movie regardless of his presence.
IZ, they're all gonna laugh atch you!
I dunno, besides Jim Carrey I can't think of too many actors who would've fit into that role. If it starred Bradley Cooper it would've just been another Silver Linings Playbook or Aloha, but Sandler brought something really special to that role that only a sad funnyman can.
FUCK ADAM Sandler. Seriously I wish he would quiet just fucking stop making movies. I can't stand his face or how he thinks he is sooooo funny when really he isn't. His face is ugly, his stupid looks and "comedy" are funny in their unintentional ineptitude. Fuck him. Fuck off Adam Sandler you dickhead, stop making movies and stop annoying me with your stupid stupid face.
|Doc Victor |
Five stars for "I'll never watch this, BUT..."
You know you're going to. You might hate it, but you will submit. It is already written.
I will never watch this so get fucked.
Notice the conspicuous absence in the trailer of the awful Native American humor bullshit which caused a good chunk of the native crew to quit working on the film. Wonder if that got totally cut....
Is this the production where a bunch of the native American actors walked off set because racism?
I think so. I wish they had handled it the way their parents' and grandparents' generations did, by saying horrible things about the production and cast in their tribes' native languages when they were supposed to be "acting like Indians."
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Adam Sandler in the mumbling role of a lifetime!
Vanilla Ice is the only reason to watch this.
I put out an APB with my folks for Adam Sandler gossip for PoeTV since he built a house across town from them, but so far the only thing I've gotten is that someone my mom knows sees him at the gym sometimes.
I hope you cover his cars in burning shit every other week
The kicked by a donkey or horse gag is in every single one of his movies, right?
I wish an especially powerful, giant platinum horse would take a shit on his face and then kick his stupid head head clean off. It would be the only Adam Sandler (FUCK ADAM SANDLER) thing I would laugh at. Fuck Adam SANDLER to hell.
According to Wikipedia, the budget for this was 60,000,000. Let that sink in.
At least half of that is Sandler's paycheck, fucking Jack and Jill's budget was ,000,000 and it had the production level of an SNL sketch
The preview image. That's the picture of a man who died inside long, long ago.
fuck you Adam SADler
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