A poetic ending.
|infinite zest |
Fucking jerk. Washing machine AND a trampoline? Both of which you'd like to see destroyed for laffs? I pay 4 bucks for one goddamn load on some speedqueen from the stone age, IF I have the chance to use it at all on my day off. I hope that tramampoline is cursed you twat.
That sounds like me and my girlfriend! I got her a piggy bank because the one day a week we get to see eatchother she usually has to do laundry at her house. It's only 5 miles away but it might as well be 1,000. You know, distance and the heart growing stronger, but I'm also super new to the relationship game so I'm not sure if sitting around in boxers and tank tops is where I want to be quite yet. If you don't mind me weighing in though a washer and dryer probably costs less than a flight! But I dunno! Congrats anyway dude :)
Two Jar Slave
Guys. Of all the extravagant, wasteful entertainment out there, THIS is the one you take serious objection to? I could get a ratty trampoline and a broken-ass washer for less than half the cost of Fallout4. Let him have his fun.
Thing is, for me anyway, that's the nicest washing machine I've ever seen. I'd imagine a gamer feeling the same way if somebody stuck a piece of sliced ham in a Xbox One drive. , or a driver if there was a video of someone filling up their gastank with maple syrup. I once let a pinball machine get smashed by a car because it was beyond repair, so destroying things is fine, but not something that's in good condition.
Fuck washing machines.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Gonna need a bigger trampoline.
This guy has a whole channel of this kind of shit. I's like to see bullets in a wahing machine or dildos in a slow cooker.
I once shot a washing machine. In my Alaska town was an outdoor shooting range, which was completely full of junk. The Coasties who maintained it hated how it became a dumping ground, and asked folks to throw away the shit they brought to shoot, but no one did. The place was littered with tube TVs, bottles, cans, used fire extinguishers, and a washing machine. I put a few .357s through it.
I saw Dildos in a Slow Cooker open for Skinny Puppy.
Its gyroscopic undulations are mesmerizing
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
(slowly moves hand to cock)
5 stars, but it's almost criminal that they didn't glue some big ass googly eyes on it.
cue OZ in 3, 2, 1 ....
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