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Desc:CWC is back in the saddle.
Category:Pets & Animals, Science & Technology
Tags:cwc, sonichu, Chris Chan, oversized white board, seriously I can stop laughing at that white board
Submitted:Sexy Duck Cop
Date:05/17/16
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Comment count is 18
bopeton
Only 100k for a corner office position? It's weird how poverty makes people see the world.
EvilHomer
It's a reasonable demand. She's asking for a lot already and, for obvious reasons, won't be much use to Sega outside of Sonichu, so being willing to work cheaply is a good bargaining chip! Either that, or Chris just doesn't give a crap about her executive compensation.

Chris' primary motivation has never been money or power, but rather love, and the desire to create something of lasting value (works of art or a family). One can only play so many vidya and eat so much McDonald's in a single day, so as long as Christine has enough money to cover these expenses, I think (materially-speaking) she'll be satisfied indefinitely. *The secretary* is what's going to matter to Christine (well, the secretary, and his dreams for Sonichu, of course). This secretary will not only exist to do Christine's chores, thus freeing him to focus on more creative tasks, but will also be a ready-built galpal and potential sweetheart. Who needs money when you have love?

Old_Zircon
The sad thing is that 0k shouldn't actually be THAT low for a corner office position.

EvilHomer
Particularly at a company as crappy as Sega!

I do think Chris deserves a 0k salary, though; with the amount of joy she brings and bullshit she endures, I think 0k is fair compensation. Also, complete creative control over Sonichu. Sonichu is one of those things that simply wouldn't work without the original creator's full artistic vision behind it.

Nikon
Any secretary he gets will be sexually harassed. It's all part of making her into a Sweetheart from the Ground Up.

Redford
I usually don't vote these things up, but this video is pure 100% unfiltered lolcow grade chris-chan.

Sexy Duck Cop
Well he is also requesting sex slaves and a body double to perform all of life's duties besides masturbating and sleeping for him, so it's a largely perks-basedAHAHAHAHAHA oh god that whiteboard.

It's amazing how Chris manages to find the surreal in whatever you give him. A decade later, you think you're used to electric hedgehog porn and deceptive picklemonsters stealing date, then BAM! out comes the whiteboard as he reads off a list of ISIS demands

Sexy Duck Cop
Nikon: Did you see his last "business proposal video"? He said he was "hiring" "interns" at his "company", and that they had to be female. When listing the benefits--besides stock optioms, a 401(k), medical and dental--you also get the chance to have sex with Christian Weston Chandler and bear his child for him! And you get college credit!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
That part of the house looks reasonably clean.
Oscar Wildcat
His transformation to Jean Teasdale is complete.

garcet71283
I think the sheet is barely concealing a mountain of empty Amazon boxes.

Also, lost it at "maternity leave"

dairyqueenlatifah
They haven't had time to refill the house since the fire burned up the preexisting hoard pile, plus there's one less of them to contribute to the mess, slowing the accumulation.

Give them a couple more years.

Spit Spingola
TED talks are really going downhill.
cognitivedissonance
0,000 of Amiibos, Legos, Chicken McNuggets and adult diapers, purchased the first week of January annually, the remaining 51 weeks he says he's not being paid enough and begs for money on Patreon.

I like how he demands maternity leave.
Sexy Duck Cop
well someone has to be taking naps while the boyfriend-free sex slave Sega kidnapped for him recovers from siring his daughter, and it ain't gonna be the midwife Sega also kidnapped for him

memedumpster
You know, there have been two truckloads of Amibos stolen.

Cena_mark
How SHE demands maternity leave... SHE, you shitty transphobe.

Quad9Damage
Wait, half of Sonichu is Pikachu. What are Christine's terms for Nintendo?
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