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Desc:He just needs a couple hundred bucks a month every day forever. He will allow you to send checks.
Category:Video Games, Arts
Tags:cwc, Chris Chan, Playstation 4 background music, Eternal Mayor of Cwcville, Allegory about overleveraging
Submitted:Sexy Duck Cop
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Dupe, but perhaps you could update the submission to one of her two recent E-Begging videos?
Sexy Duck Cop
This is a dupe? I didn't see it anywhere. Though if the video of his dead mom isn't on here, I could update it to that.

Maybe it's just me, but the video I'm getting here is the same one you posted earlier:


Sexy Duck Cop
It's not a dupe. He's uploading new videos every couple of days where he demands more money and then nervously stumbles through a short story about mutant serial killers from the future.

Yes, nevermind, you're right. This is Chapter 2. It's hard to tell with all the PS4 music.

He's not a she.

I can't listen to all this. Her terrible cadence and the background music are too much.
Sexy Duck Cop
I just put it on in the background at work or when I'm playing Civ V and smile at the nervous catches in his voice whenever anything remotely PG-13 rated pops up.

It's weird, because while we have seen his cock and cum and his impossibly hilarious ideas of what sex looks like, Christian is weirdly reserved about violence. He only consumes media designed explicitly for children.

I think the next great troll project should be someone convincing Chris that if he REALLY wants some pussy, he should marathon Breaking Bad.

"HE", you mean.

We're watching the final days of the CWCville Empire.
I'm not so sure. People have been predicting the fall of the Empire since the golden days of 2008; every time, the Empire endures. Barb's death will be an event of serious Christorical importance, yes, but - as with Bob's death, which triggered the flowering of Christine's true lesbian-soul - I'm sure CWC will rise again, stronger than ever.

She always does. The fire was another huge blow she's overcome. She's lived in that same house since he was a small child, and she's always been weary of change.

Sexy Duck Cop
I was about to make a joke about Chris getting sacked by the Gauls, but then I realized that given how surreal his life has been, it's entirely possible a barbarian tribe will just start crashing on his couch and Chris will just respond with a loud, defeated sigh.

Yeah. Once Barb is gone, I can easily imagine Chris taking on Kiwi boarders just to make ends meet. 14 BC will be a place of pilgrimage, the world's first troll hostel.

A Log would be the first one to move in. That would make an awesome reality show.

A-Log, ADF, Bluespike, and a handful of lesser Kiwis. Maybe Vanessa Hudgens could show up for a special celebrity guest appearance? It'd be glorious.

The next court appearance, if without Barb, will be his last.

Spit Spingola
Hey Chris, stop playing with your plastic crap and get a fucking job.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
I noticed it's etsy link no longer works, did it lose it?
It'd require him to go out of his house, but he could try donating plasma as a way to make some extra money.
The horror of discovering you have CWC floating in you.


Sexy Duck Cop
It'd be like Magneto draining all the iron out of the guard's blood, only instead of creating morphing balls of metal controlled telepathically, you'd fixate on an early 90's corporate madcot and buy an inappropriate number of dildos.

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