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Desc:God bless 'Murca!
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Business
Tags:idiots, fireworks, Phoenix, walmart, FIRE sale
Submitted:blase
Date:06/23/16
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Comment count is 24
Xenocide
In a perfect world, Leslie Nielson would be standing in front of the display, waving his arms and assuring everyone that there is nothing to see here.
memedumpster
In a closing credit sequence where everyone stands still, even after someone's clothes catch on fire.

cognitivedissonance
Take whatever you can grab on the way out.
chumbucket
That's one heck of an alarm/sprinkler system they've got there.
That guy
^ this

It's perfect for that slow, handheld, sideways stagger.

That guy
dang it, meant as reply to Jerm

Right at the end of the shot is the reveal of a ton of lighter fluid.

boner
Where I live you can only buy fireworks outdoors in trailers that have like 10 yards of empty space around them, and only come around just before a big holiday.
MacGyver Style Bomb
I'm not sure what the laws are in Arizona, but the fireworks you see in WalMart and other stores tend to be smoke bombs and other more subdued items.

Jerm
That was certainly a good idea to have an endcap of lighter fluid ten feet away from their fireworks as well.
Pillager
By the rocket's red glare indeed.
Robin Kestrel
Burn them all.
duck&cover
My Walmart is so dull. No wrestling, no fireworks.
Old_Zircon
I guess it's a good thing that Wal-Mart only stocks the shittiest fireworks, at least around here. I was half expecting it to just be a giant blob of snakes.
memedumpster
Fireworks are a double edged sword in Kentucky. I absolutely love fireworks, like all Kentuckians, but...

On the one hand, our fireworks are lame and you really have to set whole packages on fire like this for any excitement.

On the other hand, every single time I go to a party with fireworks from another state, the neighbors tree gets assaulted like Vietnam, a ton of us almost die, and it's a miracle the next day we're not all in the burn ward at Gitmo.

You see, fireworks bans in Kentucky are rational, but it is neither a holiday nor a state which cherishes reason, so there is also explosions and unintentional fires with injuries.

It's a complicated issue.

Accidie
Real life Beavis and Butthead episode.
Caminante Nocturno
This was shot like the "this is not a dream" sequence from Prince of Darkness.
Killer Joe
IFN YA GOTTA BURN DOWN TH WAL-MART TO KILL A COUPLE ILLEGAL PIN-YATERS THEN YOU BURN DOWN TH WAL-MART!!!
Nominal
HIGH PRICES GO UP IN SMOKE AT WALMART!
dairyqueenlatifah
THE DEALS ARE RED HOT!

Caminante Nocturno
THIRD-DEGREE SAVINGS!

duck&cover
FOUR ALARM DISCOUNTS!

OxygenThief
Chinese-American fire drill.
jaunch
I like how the video producer knows already that we planned to watch it two more times.
Binro the Heretic
A vision of beauty and terror.
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