(also, there's technically three of them: Matt, Jeff, and Willow)

True, the Hardys are legitimately talented and dedicated wrestlers. But Edge & Christian are the best tag team in WWE history.

Edge & Christian are the second best tag-team. Their time as vampires and their time as IRL trolls were high points in the annals of wrestling, and they MIGHT have been the best, had they only access to Matt and Jeff's dizzying array of high-risk maneuvers.

The Hardys got the high-flying moves; E&C got the mic skills. I guess it's a push over which of those one values more.

E&C also had the reliability When Jeff and Mat hit their valleys, they got REALLY bad

True, E&C could rock the mic like a motherfucker. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that E&C's mic skills were (at the time) second only to Chris Jericho, and hold up really well even today!

(Jericho, CM Punk, and Ladybeard are the only people I can think of offhand who're better than them)

But THESE PROMOS, though! Matt and Jeff are no slouches, either; you just have to give them complete creative freedom, and boom, they're fucking brilliant.

The New Day is on their way to having the longest WWE tag reign ever. They're the real deal, they're not wasting their lives in TNA like the Harveys.

The New Day is fine, I've got nothing against them, but they're not so much "a tag team" as they are "Xavier Woods and a bunch of nobodies". Which is funny, because Xavier himself wrestled for TNA, before he sold out and joined the WWE (not judging him! He needs the money, and he deserves the money. Just as Matt and Jeff deserved the money back in the day, and now that they're loaded with cash, they can afford to wrestle for the love of the sport, not for Vince's blood bucks)

Honestly, Cena, you disappoint me. I thought you'd mark for somebody more stupid than that, like the Dudleys, or maybe Rock n' Sock.

Xavier Woods is actually the member everyone forgets about, rightfully so due to his time in TNA.
Cena/HBK and Cena/Batista were far better tag team champs than the Harveys.

WHAT? How could people forget about Xavier Woods?! He's the only member with a PhD, and the only member who's come out as a brony.

In fact, he's probably the only memorable younger wrestler still wallowing in the whole dang WWE, now that legends like CM Punk and the Hardyz have moved on to better things.

Just remember what Xavier Woods' favorite cartoon is; Steven Universe. He really is the smartest person in wrestling.
https://twitter.com/xavierwoodsphd/status/734999727847186432

That doesn't mean anything. Plenty of nerds exaggerate their appreciation for TV shows, especially on Twitter. Show me some pictures of him rocking a Steven Stupidverse t-shirt, and THEN maybe my faith in his judgement will be shaken.

Either that, or it's part of some diabolical heel turn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDhOsvq0KvU
In this video at around :31 XW proclaims that the New Day are Crystal Gems, and later he starts singing the theme song. Look, he's still a brony, I still like MLP, but we both know that SU is the greatest cartoon being made today... Perhaps the greatest of all time.

Come on, he could be referring to ANY crystal gems. And it's up for debate what song he was singing there.

Anyways, you just proved that Xavier is the only one anybody cares about. He's right there, front in center, and he's the only guy getting any real lines in. Who are the hell are the other two clowns, anyways? Frick and Frack can't carry a tag team. They're just window dressing for Dr Woods.

... which brings me to another thing; namely, your earlier contention that tag teams (like DX) can't consist of more than two people. I see three people there! Explain THAT.

You what XW should do? He should dump those two clowns and go work with the Hardy Boyz! They 'get' each other, because all three of them are veterans of both the WWE and TNA. Also, Xavier is a psychologist, so I'm sure Matt would appreciate having him around.

Any Crystal Gems? He certainly wasn't referring to Yellow Diamond. He's even Tweeted that the show has made him cry. MLP doesn't deliver that level of emotion, not even when the CMC finally got their Cena marks. Anyways he's out there, because he does have the best charisma, but people often don't recognize him as much as the others because he hasn't been in WWE as long. XW wasted some of his life in TNA, he may as well have been sitting on the couch all that time.
The three man tag team is just them using Free Bird Rules, which means that any two of them may defend the titles, whereas the tag teams within DX could only be defended by the same two who won the titles.
This isn't even wrestling. It's like a horrible film about wrestling, but it's not wrestling. Real wrestling doesn't involve drone fights and shitty acting.

"Real wrestling doesn't involve drone fights".

The Hardyz play by Xtreme rules; sounds like you're intimidated by that. And you wanna talk about shitty acting? Have you ever watched The Marine?

I bet XW said that for the fangirls (assuming he even said it in the first place). Chicks dig dudes who are sensitive, especially dudes who are sensitive on Twitter. I'm betting he cried because of how crappy the show was, but said it anyway, just to score some manly PUA points.

The Marine was a movie starring a wrestler, it wasn't wrestling.
This on the other hand was a movie about a strange wrestling match. The drone with the hologram message was beyond anyone's suspension of disbelief. Wrestling means to exist withing that suspension, but this stupidly throws it out the window.
When you get to Lion 3 Straight to Video, you will cry.

Holograms exist. Drones exist. What's "beyond belief" about that?

You know what IS beyond anyone's suspension of disbelief? Telling people that you and your friends are Crystal Gems, despite the fact that you are very clearly human beings.

GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

No love for The Road Warriors? Demolition? The Rockers? Bunch of kids in here talking about crummy tag teams that suck farting butt. Hell, if you wanna talk late 90's/early 2000's teams I'd take The Eliminators or The Dudley Boyz over The Hardys or god-forsaken Edge and Christian. I'd take fucking Kaientai over Edge and Christian. I'd take The Gangstaz over Edge and Christian, even with the knowledge that New Jack is the biggest scumbag in wrestling since Jimmy "The Murdering Asshole" Snuka. But this is all moot because anybody whose opinion about wrestling matters knows it hasn't been worth watching since about 1993 or so.

Sorry SexualGrampa, Kaientai was excellent, but underutilized, and it's not fair to give an underutilized tagteam that made cruelly racist jokes at the expense of the legendary Taka Michinoku, the edge over an established team of champions like E&C. As for the Dudleys, I actually did like them - back when they were in ECW, and only Spike. Everything past that/ without him was terrible.

The rest of your long-forgotten, old-man tag teams stunk! Not none of them could stand against even Cena/Batistsa.

If you want to go old school, then Harlem Heat all the way. They didn't need make up and pads like The Road Warriors and The Road Warriors knockoff.

The Harts and the Hollywood Blonds so far as really old teams go, and that's primarily because of their connections to Jericho and Stone Cold, respectively.

Tagteams didn't really start to get good until Undertaker and Kane set aside their differences in '97-'98.

Checking Wikipedia, it looks like Sabu and RVD teamed up about a year before the Brothers did, so I guess technically their team should be considered the dawning of Real Tagteam Wrestling.

How could I forget the violin part seriously.

This isn't wrestling. Wrestling is meant to be a convincing sport, not a fake ass farce like this. TNA is dying and it intends to take all of wrestling down with it.

If TNA and this took down the whole of wrestling, then all of wrestling has nothing left to stand on already

This isn't a movie, it's professional wrestling. It's meant to be a sport. It's not meant to be presented like this. That's why you don't give two drug addicts the creative freedom to flush away the opportunity to have had this feud. They should have had this feud in a WWE ring, but they wasted it in the back yard.

Yeah, heaven forbid wrestling be fun. Real wrestling is a pair of roid-apes doing boring moves in a ring, while avoiding anything that might upset Linda's Republican friends. It's not about creativity and passion and love for the art.

I see that now.