Cleaner82 
As far as I can tell the city's thoughts being pumped directly into his brain gave him like, some sort of amazing buzz or something.
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SDAusmus
If I remember the plot of this piece-of-shit movie correctly, that giant spinning blender with wings collected the brainpower of Gotham's citizens, which was being sucked out through their TV sets.
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Cleaner82 In this way Joel Schumacher is slyly satirizing his own lack of talent, though not very well.
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phalsebob
This entire movie was lit by Ginos' cars turned upside down.
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Pillager
It entertained me for an hour or so.
I'm not going to be harsh, at least George Clooney wasn't in it...
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Nothing in this movie is as bad as Batman and Robin.
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poorwill
It's been a while since I've seen Batman Returns, but Forever was *definitely* better than the boring, stupid first one.
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ztc You seem to be implying that this movie isn't boring and stupid.
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poorwill It's not anywhere near as boring and is way more stupid. It's really the combination of the two that makes the first one such unwatchable shit. Two face was horrible, but Jim Carrey was a better Joker than Jack Nicholson. Even though he was playing the Riddler.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck ew no he wasn't
nichelson can go fuck himself, but carrey is no goddamned joker
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Rovin Jim Carrey wasn't EITHER character. Jim Carrey was, at that point, a runaway profit fad for mugging around in his super-hyper insane way that people seemed to love with Ace Ventura and The Mask. Was anyone REALLY seeing this for The Riddler? Few. They were going to see Jim Carrey's crazy rubber-man routine.
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Chibisuke
I have not watched this yet. Why am I going to watch this? This movie was shit. Okay I'll watch it now.
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Chibisuke Great, now I have to look this shit up on Wikipedia because I have no fucking clue what I just saw.
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pineapplejuicer
still the best batman movie. forget the dark knighters, batman is supposed to be stupid.
is this the "ice to see you!!" one or was that batman and robin?
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Xenocide Yeah man, movies are better when they suck!
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Riskbreaker
Gotham city's power bill must be enough money to buy the moon a thousand times.
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Desidiosus
Did Schumacher apologize for this one as well? Cause he should.
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Seris
Man, fuck everyone. This is the most quotable of the Batman movies. I own a green blazer because of it, and I know it'll keep me safe while I'm jogging at night.
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Rape Van Winkle
This movie is like a light on the dark side of me.
Roflsnort.
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RomancingTrain
This was the better Schumacher Batman.
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nocash
Why is everything in this movie kind of pink?
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Nikon The director is a gay leather fetishist.
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Merzbau
This movie had a fucking awesome Nick Cave song on the soundtrack. I would stick it on 73q but nobody's put it on Youtube, which is unbelievable. It's not even on the B-sides collection for some stupid reason.
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Merzbau Nah, that was Michael Hutchence from XTC. Nick Cave did "There Is a Light"- here's the iTunes link to listen to it, it's fucking great:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/batman-forever-music-from-mot ion/id320264838
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Keefu
I still have the collectible McDonalds glasses for this movie.
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StanleyPain
5 stars for just how much this movie pisses off Batman beardo people.
OMG KILLING JOKE WAS TEH BEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVAR WRITTEN IN EVER
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voodoo_pork
5 for how fucking stupid this movie is, and how much guilty pleasure I get from watching it.
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Rosebeekee
Is there a Rifftrax for this yet?
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oddeye
IF THE BAT WANTS TO PLAY, WE'LL PLAY
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