|lotsmoreorcs - 2016-07-06 |
Got BVSDOJ fired up this very moment and my emotions are mixed indeed
I like the high-concept diddle daddling, I just hope they follow through
Sexy Duck Cop
it's a movie so terrible you and I might agree on something for once
it'll be like the end of The Killing Joke, only the Joker just summarizes this movie before Batman simultaneously strangles/hugs him
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2016-07-06 |
That was great.
|memedumpster - 2016-07-06 |
Fuuuuuck, I could barely make it a minute. I had to take a break to make it to two minutes. Then, I took a long break, followed by coming back and immediately saying "nope" and taking another long break, to get through the last fiddy-one seconds.
|Born in the RSR - 2016-07-06 |
Did this happen because i started that thread on the Google Group?
If so, it makes me happy.
|Hugo Gorilla - 2016-07-06 |
I've never trusted Peter Tork.
|Bort - 2016-07-07 |
George Reeves is the best Superman.
If I had to do Lex Luthor, I'd make him a Doc Savage character with only two character flaws: he expects everyone to consider him the most incredible person they've ever seen, and he's very vain about his long flowing red hair. So when a certain Kryptonian shows up and starts outshining Lex Savage without breaking a sweat -- and genuinely unselfishly no less -- Lex fumes so much that stress starts making his hair fall out.
Sexy Duck Cop
I liked the idea of Luthor being a modern Zuckerberg figure with delusions of grandeur in theory.
In execution, he spoke entirely in trailer-friendly Mad Libs about Gods coming from below and Devils coming from on high and Man becoming God and God becoming the Devil and Man becoming a DMV worker and if the Devil becomes a DMV worker then logically Man must come from the ground because the Devil, who is also a Man, comes at you kind of sideways but on a Segway.
Also shit we just realized there's no third act! Does anyone have a God of War miniboss lying around?
Did Batman have difficulty getting rid of a bomb? If "no" then this is not a good Batman movie.
|Nominal - 2016-07-07 |
Jesus, another movie with no point to seeing after the trailer gives away the entire plot in exact chronological order.
|Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-07 |
I watched this movie in an empty theatre with a comic book nerd friend and could not stop laughing the entire time. It was seriously a blast, but for all the wrong reasons.
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