[Something something cloud computing "I told you so" joke]
"Captain, there is a... message... coming from the cloud."
"What does it say, Mister Worf?"
"It says... 'give us all your Data or be destroyed.'"
"Picard to Shuttlebay Two, prepare a pod and prepare to receive Commander Data."
"Captain, I believe there may be other alternatives of action other than handing me over to-"
"The cloud is locking weapons."
"Mister Data, report to Shuttlebay Two."
"I do no see any indication the cloud has weapons to lock-"
"That's an order."
"May I see the message-"
"Now, Mister Data!"
|Sanest Man Alive |
Dammit, and we're 200 years too early to get Captain Kirk to talk it down!
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