Mentally ill? Suicidal? A few childhood beatings will clear that right up.
They shade the states blue. Neat.
Maybe school shooters just can't tolerate another moment of this overwrought, sweaty-palmed polemic.
|Meatsack Jones |
God responds in form letters. What a dick.
Who is God talking to exactly when he says "we"?
Mental health? In my day we had PRAYER! -Resident of the Southern USA
|Sean Robinson |
That video totally makes me want to rear back and punch a kid in the gut as hard as I can. Thanks!
dear zeus, why are there school shootings? because guns are my thunder.
We give our boys all the condoms they want, but do they have as many as they need?
|Dummy Rum |
I guess God isn't allowed in tall office buildings, the Internet, or in New Orleans, either.
Everyone knows that if you get a condom within 50 meters of a Bible, it turns into a butterfly.
well, you sowed the wind, are you ready to reap the whilewind. ...sorry, i had to
I think I speak for every liberal minded person when I say "D'oh!"
the president gets a hummer --> CHILD PORN. makes sense to me.
Abortions for our daughters = A Grand Idea.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
So to recap, teachers should touch students a lot and gays should be plucked like wheat.
wow...thats a whole pile of stupid. condoms=gay sex? is that what fundies are afraid of?
Boys go out and play football, girls stay home and sit on the porch and be pretty.
This video slowly ascends a steep hill of crazy. Child porn is protected under free speech?
Dear God: Why didn't you save all those students?
Dear concerned student: I am the almighty Lord of all creation. I am omnipotent and exist in a realm beyond all human comprehension. So obviously I am powerless to disobey the supreme court. Looks like you little brats are on your own.
The map scene looks like God is aiming his almighty smiting rifle.
Also, I'm about 70% sure child porn is illegal.
That shootout at the amish school pretty much choppped the head of this theory.
And then 'they' said, lets make spurious strawman arguments and wild leaps of logic, and put them on the internet, and 'we' said, sure, that's fucking dandy.
Why is Alaska connected to Mexico?
The US holds jurisdiction over Taber, Alberta?
Maybe they have jurisdiction over Estevan, Saskatchewan. Which is where they've put their Taber pin.
The people who want to have power over what gets taught in school are off by (I'm being generous here) about six hundred kilometers. They didn't even stick it in the right province. If I were being less generous I'd say they're pointing at Winkler, Manitoba, in fact. It's a rough map and I'm cutting as much slack as I can but Alberta does not share a border with North Dakota.
|Cherry Pop Culture |
It's frightening to know many, many voters and politicians think like this....
I notice that most of those "blue states" that reject religion are in the Bible belt, and the two in California are in the most conservative county.
Also, apparently God is powerful, but not as powerful as the PTA.
School shootings are because of that gyrating woman wearing shrek ears. That's what I got out of this video.
Is this several different strawmen or one big one? It's so hard to tell.
Also, if God is everywhere and omnipotent and stuff, what kind of hoodoo is required to keep Him from being able to go into a school building?
This is less about teaching the bible and more about hitting kids.
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DAMN STUPID!?
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