takewithfood 
Mentally ill? Suicidal? A few childhood beatings will clear that right up.
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yeahjim
They shade the states blue. Neat.
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exy
Maybe school shooters just can't tolerate another moment of this overwrought, sweaty-palmed polemic.
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Meatsack Jones
God responds in form letters. What a dick.
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DrVital
Who is God talking to exactly when he says "we"?
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rastarat
Very slippery
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kingarthur
Mental health? In my day we had PRAYER! -Resident of the Southern USA
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Sean Robinson
That video totally makes me want to rear back and punch a kid in the gut as hard as I can. Thanks!
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simon666
dear zeus, why are there school shootings? because guns are my thunder.
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timmylean
We give our boys all the condoms they want, but do they have as many as they need?
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Dummy Rum
I guess God isn't allowed in tall office buildings, the Internet, or in New Orleans, either.
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bopeton
Everyone knows that if you get a condom within 50 meters of a Bible, it turns into a butterfly.
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Aelric
well, you sowed the wind, are you ready to reap the whilewind. ...sorry, i had to
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Hooker
I think I speak for every liberal minded person when I say "D'oh!"
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halon
the president gets a hummer --> CHILD PORN. makes sense to me.
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Caminante
Abortions for our daughters = A Grand Idea.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
So to recap, teachers should touch students a lot and gays should be plucked like wheat.
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BAC
wow...thats a whole pile of stupid. condoms=gay sex? is that what fundies are afraid of?
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Hooper_X
Boys go out and play football, girls stay home and sit on the porch and be pretty.
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Quad9Damage
This video slowly ascends a steep hill of crazy. Child porn is protected under free speech?
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Xenocide
Dear God: Why didn't you save all those students?
Dear concerned student: I am the almighty Lord of all creation. I am omnipotent and exist in a realm beyond all human comprehension. So obviously I am powerless to disobey the supreme court. Looks like you little brats are on your own.
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joyofdiscord
The map scene looks like God is aiming his almighty smiting rifle.
Also, I'm about 70% sure child porn is illegal.
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LetsFistAgain
That shootout at the amish school pretty much choppped the head of this theory.
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phalsebob
And then 'they' said, lets make spurious strawman arguments and wild leaps of logic, and put them on the internet, and 'we' said, sure, that's fucking dandy.
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SDAusmus
Why is Alaska connected to Mexico?
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Chalkdust
The US holds jurisdiction over Taber, Alberta?
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Ouroboros Maybe they have jurisdiction over Estevan, Saskatchewan. Which is where they've put their Taber pin.
The people who want to have power over what gets taught in school are off by (I'm being generous here) about six hundred kilometers. They didn't even stick it in the right province. If I were being less generous I'd say they're pointing at Winkler, Manitoba, in fact. It's a rough map and I'm cutting as much slack as I can but Alberta does not share a border with North Dakota.
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Cherry Pop Culture
It's frightening to know many, many voters and politicians think like this....
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IrishWhiskey
I notice that most of those "blue states" that reject religion are in the Bible belt, and the two in California are in the most conservative county.
Also, apparently God is powerful, but not as powerful as the PTA.
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crayondisaster
School shootings are because of that gyrating woman wearing shrek ears. That's what I got out of this video.
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KnowFuture
Is this several different strawmen or one big one? It's so hard to tell.
Also, if God is everywhere and omnipotent and stuff, what kind of hoodoo is required to keep Him from being able to go into a school building?
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Ouroboros
This is less about teaching the bible and more about hitting kids.
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Bozo
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DAMN STUPID!?
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