"You see, Gene Frenkle? This would have been your life if you'd taken up the guitar instead of the cowbell."
|The Mothership |
Holy shit, did he live?
Jesus Christ - anyone not moving for that long is in a lot of trouble in the brain department.
Clearly didn't know how to guitar fight. It's called an ax, hold it like an ax!
"It appears the man's head hits the pavement and he's knocked unconscious.
The Daily News reached out to the Las Vegas Police Department about the brawl and to see if it’s currently being investigated, but has yet to hear back.
The Las Vegas Police Department told the Daily News that the suspect, Matthew Haney, who is a regular strip street performer, had confronted the victim.
"The suspect tried to start a fight with the victim but he refused. The suspect then body-slammed the victim causing him to go unconscious for several minutes," cops said in a statement.
The victim was transported to the Sunrise Hospital and found to have a nonlife-threatening skull fracture. Haney was apprehended by officers nearby."
I gave my love a cherry....
And of course, the people just standing around silently, like the villagers in a British horror film.
Aside from Way Too Excited Guy, who just wants to see pain. "BREAK HIS GUITAR! OOOOOH HE'S DEAD!"
Is it the same guy from that Target shoplifter video? You know the one:
A hero for our times.
|Maggot Brain |
Las Vegas is a shity city.
Q: Why did the man fight Eeyore over a hipster girl?
A: Because the hipster girl was a Hundred Acher "Would".
Despite the horrible sin of portrait mode, I applaud the person filming this for framing that first shot as much like a fighting game as humanly possible.
Speaking of, my brain-wires got crossed when the hipster girl took over, and I was wondering if Eeyore would tag the giant chicken in.
If the giant chicken were there no one else would have gotten out alive.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
|Mister Yuck |
Holy fuck the camera man and his friend are terrible. The one guy actually trying to help tells them to call 911 and they respond "No, you call 911". Fuuuuuuuuuck them.
Cell phones should auto-dial 911 as soon as somebody screams "Worldstar!"
yeah, they're complete shit.
Props to the black shirt guy for stepping in and breaking it up once guitar man was down.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
No! It's gone! I hope it comes back, I always wanted to see an Eyorampage.
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