Scientology, Satan, SubGenius, whatever problems you got, they'll be happy to sell you a solution!
Leave my problems at church? OK, but my problem is a box full of rabid badgers.
I came here to stare at Mamie Van Doren's tits and make out with my prom date, but sure, yeah, church.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Doesn't sound fair to the Church if you ask me.
YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS? I'M A MOVIE THEATER! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR CHURCH!
|Oscar Wildcat |
Why yes, in fact, you could say I only see the world in varying shades of grey.
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