|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2017-04-26 |
Nutted but she still suckin'
|Monkey Napoleon - 2017-04-26 |
This is like something out of a Japanese horror film.
I think I'd rather have something that isn't imitating creatures from my nightmares.
|Old_Zircon - 2017-04-26 |
If there's one adjective that perfectly describes what I'm looking for in a blowjob, it's "punishing."
I am a third degree blackbelt in Shaolin Iron Dong.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2017-04-26 |
Meet George Jetson,
"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"
|CrimsonHyperSloth - 2017-04-26 |
Go to the campaign page and look at the mouth moldings image.
Also, the top YT comment.
I'll just save this for later. PS does poetv fuck up tinyurl links now too?
|Killer Joe - 2017-04-26 |
"Cool ottoman, bro!"
|Rosebeekee - 2017-04-26 |
Who the hell sucks cock with their eyes open?
I don't think I've ever closed my eyes when I'm going down on someone. I have enough trouble doing anything down there with my eyes open!
|15th - 2017-04-26 |
"I donated my hair to science!"
"What are they using it for?"
|Rafiki - 2017-04-26 |
Just thread a banana peel through a toilet paper roll like a normal person. God.
Binro the Heretic
Don't they make those water wiggly toys anymore? You know, those things that look like a Mobius strip and a water balloon had a baby?
I remember they came out when I was 13 and within a month, every teen boy in America had learned how to use them as blowjob simulators.
a lot cheaper than a robot and far less likely to peel the skin off your cock.
Binro, I had never heard of what you're talking about, so I Googled and ended up on Amazon.
"Is there a hole in the middle of these?"
"Could onr [sic] stick an object of a 5 inch diameter in the center?"
Well, I guess you learn something every day, if you're lucky...
Binro the Heretic
Hey, you give any boy going through puberty a toy that has a hole in it, you know what's going to happen.
I once got off using a N64 rumble pack. I think Blast Corps froze up and the thing was just vibrating until I reset the system, so when in Rome I guess.
"many of the students sexualized the use of these toys, which was a disruption to learning that could not be ignored"
|jfcaron_ca - 2017-04-26 |
I like how the example "clothing of your choice" makes the robot look like a runaway teenager you might pick up at an intercity bus stop.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2017-04-27 |
Those mechanical BRRRR RUUUP noises kind of ruin the whole "JUST LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING SUCKING YOUR COCK!" experience, don't they?
|Two Jar Slave - 2017-04-27 |
All my stats for this comment thread, poetv doing what it does best.
Also, I just discovered that poetv autocompletes to perv on my phone.
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