|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Nutted but she still suckin'
|Monkey Napoleon |
This is like something out of a Japanese horror film.
I think I'd rather have something that isn't imitating creatures from my nightmares.
If there's one adjective that perfectly describes what I'm looking for in a blowjob, it's "punishing."
I am a third degree blackbelt in Shaolin Iron Dong.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Meet George Jetson,
"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"
Go to the campaign page and look at the mouth moldings image.
Also, the top YT comment.
I'll just save this for later. PS does poetv fuck up tinyurl links now too?
|Killer Joe |
"Cool ottoman, bro!"
Who the hell sucks cock with their eyes open?
I don't think I've ever closed my eyes when I'm going down on someone. I have enough trouble doing anything down there with my eyes open!
"I donated my hair to science!"
"What are they using it for?"
Just thread a banana peel through a toilet paper roll like a normal person. God.
Binro, I had never heard of what you're talking about, so I Googled and ended up on Amazon.
"Is there a hole in the middle of these?"
"Could onr [sic] stick an object of a 5 inch diameter in the center?"
Well, I guess you learn something every day, if you're lucky...
Binro the Heretic
Hey, you give any boy going through puberty a toy that has a hole in it, you know what's going to happen.
I once got off using a N64 rumble pack. I think Blast Corps froze up and the thing was just vibrating until I reset the system, so when in Rome I guess.
"many of the students sexualized the use of these toys, which was a disruption to learning that could not be ignored"
I like how the example "clothing of your choice" makes the robot look like a runaway teenager you might pick up at an intercity bus stop.
Those mechanical BRRRR RUUUP noises kind of ruin the whole "JUST LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING SUCKING YOUR COCK!" experience, don't they?
|Two Jar Slave |
All my stats for this comment thread, poetv doing what it does best.
Also, I just discovered that poetv autocompletes to perv on my phone.
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