John Holmes Motherfucker My favorite Guido Sarducci routine was from the first season of SNL. Back then, believe it or not, Mr. Coffee, and the whole idea of an automatic drip coffeemaker for your home was brand new. Fr. Sarducci was hawking something called "Mr. Tea", which was basically a funnel on a tripod. Put a cup with a teabag under the funnel, pour boiling water into the funnel, "AND MR. TEA DOES THE REST!"
Years later, it occurred to me that "MrTea" was an excellent metaphor for Facebook.