Xenagama Warrior Princess I remember reading a book long ago (can't recall if it was from the same person who built the Lilek's Institute of Cheer website or if it was one of those Jeff Foxworthy books - yeah, I was 15) that babies practically look like they've shit out a Jamaican souvenir when they eat crayons.
Never would I have thought someone taken that passage to heart and made a profit out of it.
Oscar Wildcat I had a cat that ate a lot of hair. He did in fact shit bracelets.
infinite zest Apparently I used to stick anything up my nose I could get a hold of, but I only had an older brother so I was mostly shitting lego heads. If I had a sister you better believe I'd be shitting out butterflies and kitty cats.
Pope Caius My story is that I tried mugging a leprechaun and have been shitting these not-so-lucky charms ever since. The horseshoes... the goddamned horseshoes...
chumbucket Something only a slide whistle could sell.
Robin Kestrel SPOILER ALERT: The charm is hidden under a thin layer of tissue paper in each diaper. There is no pooping involved, and no magic. The charms are made of a super-absorbent polymer material that expands up to 500% upon exposure to water, like those "Magic Grow Dinosaur" toys.