SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-10-20 Users are reminded that if your actual children start shitting plastic charm bracelet pieces, you should stop feeding them plastic charm bracelet pieces.
fedex - 2014-10-21 I think that's the "surprise" part
fedex - 2014-11-06 at least it's not edible jewelry
Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2014-10-20 I remember reading a book long ago (can't recall if it was from the same person who built the Lilek's Institute of Cheer website or if it was one of those Jeff Foxworthy books - yeah, I was 15) that babies practically look like they've shit out a Jamaican souvenir when they eat crayons.
Never would I have thought someone taken that passage to heart and made a profit out of it.
Pope Caius - 2014-10-20 What, you mean you don't shit charms?
Oscar Wildcat - 2014-10-21 I had a cat that ate a lot of hair. He did in fact shit bracelets.
infinite zest - 2014-10-21 Apparently I used to stick anything up my nose I could get a hold of, but I only had an older brother so I was mostly shitting lego heads. If I had a sister you better believe I'd be shitting out butterflies and kitty cats.
Pope Caius - 2014-10-21 My story is that I tried mugging a leprechaun and have been shitting these not-so-lucky charms ever since. The horseshoes... the goddamned horseshoes...
Redford - 2014-10-21 I am more interested about the content of that animated DVD. What could the plot possibly be? How can they work a race of baby-like creatures that piss and shit gems into the plot?
chumbucket - 2014-10-21 Something only a slide whistle could sell.
Robin Kestrel - 2014-10-21 SPOILER ALERT: The charm is hidden under a thin layer of tissue paper in each diaper. There is no pooping involved, and no magic. The charms are made of a super-absorbent polymer material that expands up to 500% upon exposure to water, like those "Magic Grow Dinosaur" toys.
yogarfield - 2014-11-06 LALAOOPSY WAS AN INSIDE JOB
dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-10-21 There's some deep poetic statement about our consumerist society to be had in baby dolls that shit jewelry.