betamaxed - 2018-10-25 I really want to understand why anyone would have called that number for any reason.
boner - 2018-10-25 That poster will go great with your Mr Belvedere Fun Kit.
Xenocide - 2018-10-26 When you call you just get a recording of Mac reading a McDonald's menu.
Caminante Nocturno - 2018-10-26 Some poor drunk pervert misdialed 1-900-909-fuck one night and got the most confused masturbation session of his life.
The Mothership - 2018-10-27 1. Somebody remembered this.
2. Somebody recorded this.
Just think about that.
Ersatz - 2018-10-27 Look, after Dad died, we were left with all his stuff, which included a bunch of unlabeled and mislabeled VHS and Hi8 video tapes. Some of those had nice family memories, like Steph's sixteenth birthday party. So we had them all digitized to see what they had.
This one, labeled "Kate & Allie eps Spring 87," had a reeeealllly bad sex tape Mom & Dad apparently made, from the time when he had that mustache? It turns out this commercial -- in the episode where Allie (or is it Kate?) stops doing chores -- was only the second-most disturbing thing in that collection of tapes.