Imagine a poop knife, held at the level of your neck.

I spent four years doing maintenance at a high school and there was one time something like this would of been helpful when I was asked to cover the restrooms on another part of the school. Best I could come up with was a wire hanger.

School kids are filthy bastards the lot of them.

Hey, has anyone ever had to improvise and grabbed something to cut up one of your logs? I'm just curious what you used...I once had to break a turd up in the bathroom where I worked because the flush was weak and I knew it might overflow. So I grabbed a doorstop and used that to chop it up. I cleaned it off, but I always felt marginal guilt over that. The poop knife story brought it all back. Ah, memories.

I dont know if its diet or genetics or whatever but my family and I have always laid particularly *hard* turds, almost stone-like. In fact its possible to knapp them like flint or obsidian into a razor sharp edge. It has long been tradition that before one can come of age in my family one must venture out into the wilderness and kill an elk with a poop blade, anyway funny story happened to me relating to this blah blah blah...

Are these people going multiple days without pooping and multiple days without eating any fiber?

Waitwait - A DAY OR TWO between?