duck&cover - 2019-03-28 Imagine a poop knife, held at the level of your neck.
MacGyver Style Bomb - 2019-03-29 I spent four years doing maintenance at a high school and there was one time something like this would of been helpful when I was asked to cover the restrooms on another part of the school. Best I could come up with was a wire hanger.
Marlon Brawndo - 2019-03-29 Hey, has anyone ever had to improvise and grabbed something to cut up one of your logs? I'm just curious what you used...I once had to break a turd up in the bathroom where I worked because the flush was weak and I knew it might overflow. So I grabbed a doorstop and used that to chop it up. I cleaned it off, but I always felt marginal guilt over that. The poop knife story brought it all back. Ah, memories.
Cena_mark - 2019-03-29 My older brother would clog up the toilet with monster logs. He had had a poop knife as well.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2019-03-29 I dont know if its diet or genetics or whatever but my family and I have always laid particularly *hard* turds, almost stone-like. In fact its possible to knapp them like flint or obsidian into a razor sharp edge. It has long been tradition that before one can come of age in my family one must venture out into the wilderness and kill an elk with a poop blade, anyway funny story happened to me relating to this blah blah blah...