Wait is this one of those old laserdisc games? Man, and I thought Dirk the Daring died in all sorts of fun ways.

I don't think rattlesnakes work quite that way...

Yes, I looked it up and it was. Thought it was weird that he was constantly dying.

Most convoluted snake attack EVER.

Also, are mohawks fatal? I guess they are if it's a scorpion which cuts your hair.

Holy shit, the log cabin. Bet he didn't see that one coming.

I must have skipped the part in my Time-Life books about the Old West that mentioned the rock monsters and dinosaur attacks

I hear he tripped a nun to death on the steps of a church.

Wasn't really laughing until I saw the nun eat it.

I don't think the rattlesnake and the scorpion were even trying to kill him. I think they just decided to be total dicks to the next cowboy they came across.

Note to self: in the Old West, shoot everyone the instant you see them.

It's lacking a rape scene :(

-03:52: how the FUCK were you supposed to prevent that from happening?

-1 for only one mini-gun mexican death. +1 for the awesome 80s era anime.

That's the worst cowboy I've ever seen.

Also, why does he sound like a monkey?

i used to play this in the arcades...I feel old

It's illegal to watch a nun fall down in Japan.

5'd for the nun.

The motion lines imply that the bartender shoots you in the nuts.

Hmm. The only one out of the bunch wich seemed plausible was getting hugged by a mexican.

I think the best thing about this may be the hero's death sounds. KAY PA PA!

This is like all the cutscenes from Resident Evil 4, only with enough added LSD to kill a bull elephant.

Too awesome.

In the rainy clip I thought he was going to die from ennui

John Wayne never had to put up with this shit.

So not only were there rock monsters, swamp monsters and fire breathing dinosaurs in the Old West, there were also completely different laws of physics? I've never used an axe on a person, do axes work that way? Only one way to find out!

"OK, when THIS coin hits the ground one of us will fall with it!"

Clearly set in Arizona.

I love how the Japanese interpreted tales from the obviously pretty Wild West.