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Desc:Better video as requested by afp3683. This is not taped by pointing a video camera at the TV.
Category:Educational, Classic TV Clips
Tags:books, crunk, read a book, bet, Bomani Armah
Submitted:Severian
Date:07/02/07
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Comment count is 62
afp3683
Thank you. These are all important lessons for today's urban youth.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Not a sports page.
Not a magazine.
But a book nigga
A fuckin' book nigga (YAYUH!)

Aubrey McFate
I already rated this a 5, but I gotta say: the send-up of The Game is hilarious.
zatojones
Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck spinnin' rims!
sliggy
He is right. I should buy some land.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck (FUCK!!) spinnin' rims!

Xenocide
This is awesome on so many levels. I can picture a sequel where he busts down a guy's door and screams "HOW FAR ARE YOU IN MOBY DICK, MOTHERFUCKER?"

ScrubbingBubbles
Hey NBC, THAT's how you make a public service announcement
Rodents of Unusual Size
I feel smarter just for seeing that.
Camonk
I love this thing. It's probably the most important rap song in a generation.
Corman's Inferno
-1 star for promoting literacy-related gang activity.

+6 stars for everything else.
Vicious
I'd rather die in a hail of learning than bullets.

Hooper_X
This is pretty awesome.
The McK
Should get six stars, as a friend pointed out that "Rafael De La Getto" is an extremely obscure Fresh prince of Bel-Air reference.
Rodents of Unusual Size
So that's why that sounded familiar!



NoCode
Yes. I am all for reading a motha-fuckin book. And wearing deodorant.
revdrew
This needs to be shown in schools. I should go read a book.
erratic
So if Frank Rizzo made a rap vid about the subways in DC you'd all 5 star it? :)
j lzrd / swift idiot
Are you kidding? Has MC The F. Riz been dropping phat dope rhymes when I haven't been looking? Oh hell yeah I would, why not?

bopeton
Fuck yes. I didn't give the other one 5, but with the quality video and lack of stupid assholes giggling, it's a win.
Pandatronic
If anybody rates this lower than 5 stars I'm gonna do a drive-by with my book gat.
KnowFuture
Though a little disappointed it's not the sock puppet guy from The Tick.
Caminante Nocturno
Well, shit.
crote
"Yo body needs water/So drink that shit" is where I lost it.

TEN THOUSAND STARS.
joyofdiscord
You all laugh now, but it's not going to be a pretty picture when white America is under attack by legions of book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips.
Syd Midnight
On the other hand, I forsee them having to make public service films like this. Some famous rapper urging the general populace to wipe their asses and not play with live electrical wires.

j lzrd / swift idiot
You don't understand, man: "White America" as I see it would love to have book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips all up in positions of responsibility. I mean, you know, they isbe our brothers, except more handsome and tall and dark and mysterious.

Book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips are actually pretty cool dudes! First hand experience talking.

Spastic Avenger
nice emulation of Jamie Hewletts style too.

Spastic Avenger
SHIT, I typed Jamie Hewlett instead of Hothouse Pictures. I apologise.

Mayberry Pancakes
Raise your kids! Raise your kids! Raise your goddamn kids!
tamago
Buy Speed Stick! It's not expensive!
j lzrd / swift idiot
It doesn't cost much either!

Pie Boy
The awesomeness level reaches critical mass at the tribal cannibalism ritual and goes up from there. A million stars.
LetsFistAgain
We should all point out to our fellow niggers that they need to wear deodorant.

mobius
Yes.
yoyo1
How can there be any controversy about that?
Yitzhak
I lost it right around the bouncing Book Booty. This is the greatest rap song ever.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Not a sports page! Not a magazine! Read a book nigga, a fuckin' book!

I love this video, and I want a book-firing tec-9

Babies Ate My Dingo
I am going to show this to my stepsons, after which I shall report back on its effectiveness.

Much as I loathe rap, this was pure awesome.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I suddenly see how this could be taken as incredibly racist.
zatojones
You know how black people are allowed to call each other nigger and it's ok? They're also allowed to criticize each other and have it not be racist.

j lzrd / swift idiot
Yeah, lucky for us, they're taking care of their own cultural shit. Now if we could do something about these goddamn White Trash motherfuckers; they make me ashamed.

goat
I think if you replaced all the niggas with crackers it would move across pretty seamlessly, since white trash need all the same advice. They especially need to brush they goddamned teeth.

oogaBooga
So many good lines, however will I choose?!
Slim Jim
nice
Old_Zircon
Still holds up.
The Mothership
Yea, this doesn't get old.

MightierThanTheSword
YO BODY NEEDS WATA! SO DRINK DAT SHIT!

BRUSH YO GODDAMN TEETH!
Bozo
The first rapper since RUN DMC to want people to better themselves?
Old_Zircon
Nah, there're a ton of them, they just don't get played on BET.

McGillistabby
That's amazing.
Riskbreaker
Gold.
Myrmidon
If BET would just play this on loop this for a day.
RocketBlender
Stars
Dynamicuno
Um, books don't go in your mouth...Just saying.

Personally, I find the magazine "Grillz" more enlightening then Smithsonian, but that's me.

Toothpaste is over rated, trust me.

j lzrd / swift idiot
BRUSH YO TEETH <-- GOES IN YER MOUF!

thebaronsdoctor
The mark of a truly great work is the timelessness of its morals. Centuries from now these lessons will still be applicable to our squid-based descendants.
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