afp3683 
Thank you. These are all important lessons for today's urban youth.
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j lzrd / swift idiot Not a sports page.
Not a magazine.
But a book nigga
A fuckin' book nigga (YAYUH!)
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Aubrey McFate
I already rated this a 5, but I gotta say: the send-up of The Game is hilarious.
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zatojones
Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck spinnin' rims!
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sliggy
He is right. I should buy some land.
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Xenocide
This is awesome on so many levels. I can picture a sequel where he busts down a guy's door and screams "HOW FAR ARE YOU IN MOBY DICK, MOTHERFUCKER?"
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ScrubbingBubbles
Hey NBC, THAT's how you make a public service announcement
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I feel smarter just for seeing that.
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Camonk
I love this thing. It's probably the most important rap song in a generation.
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Corman's Inferno
-1 star for promoting literacy-related gang activity.
+6 stars for everything else.
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Hooper_X
This is pretty awesome.
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The McK
Should get six stars, as a friend pointed out that "Rafael De La Getto" is an extremely obscure Fresh prince of Bel-Air reference.
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NoCode
Yes. I am all for reading a motha-fuckin book. And wearing deodorant.
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revdrew
This needs to be shown in schools. I should go read a book.
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erratic
So if Frank Rizzo made a rap vid about the subways in DC you'd all 5 star it? :)
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j lzrd / swift idiot Are you kidding? Has MC The F. Riz been dropping phat dope rhymes when I haven't been looking? Oh hell yeah I would, why not?
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bopeton
Fuck yes. I didn't give the other one 5, but with the quality video and lack of stupid assholes giggling, it's a win.
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Pandatronic
If anybody rates this lower than 5 stars I'm gonna do a drive-by with my book gat.
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KnowFuture
Though a little disappointed it's not the sock puppet guy from The Tick.
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Caminante Nocturno
Well, shit.
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crote
"Yo body needs water/So drink that shit" is where I lost it.
TEN THOUSAND STARS.
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joyofdiscord
You all laugh now, but it's not going to be a pretty picture when white America is under attack by legions of book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips.
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Syd Midnight On the other hand, I forsee them having to make public service films like this. Some famous rapper urging the general populace to wipe their asses and not play with live electrical wires.
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j lzrd / swift idiot You don't understand, man: "White America" as I see it would love to have book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips all up in positions of responsibility. I mean, you know, they isbe our brothers, except more handsome and tall and dark and mysterious.
Book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips are actually pretty cool dudes! First hand experience talking.
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Spastic Avenger
nice emulation of Jamie Hewletts style too.
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Spastic Avenger SHIT, I typed Jamie Hewlett instead of Hothouse Pictures. I apologise.
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Mayberry Pancakes
Raise your kids! Raise your kids! Raise your goddamn kids!
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tamago
Buy Speed Stick! It's not expensive!
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Pie Boy
The awesomeness level reaches critical mass at the tribal cannibalism ritual and goes up from there. A million stars.
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LetsFistAgain
We should all point out to our fellow niggers that they need to wear deodorant.
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mobius
Yes.
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yoyo1
How can there be any controversy about that?
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Yitzhak
I lost it right around the bouncing Book Booty. This is the greatest rap song ever.
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Babies Ate My Dingo
I am going to show this to my stepsons, after which I shall report back on its effectiveness.
Much as I loathe rap, this was pure awesome.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I suddenly see how this could be taken as incredibly racist.
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zatojones You know how black people are allowed to call each other nigger and it's ok? They're also allowed to criticize each other and have it not be racist.
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j lzrd / swift idiot Yeah, lucky for us, they're taking care of their own cultural shit. Now if we could do something about these goddamn White Trash motherfuckers; they make me ashamed.
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oogaBooga
So many good lines, however will I choose?!
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Slim Jim
nice
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Old_Zircon
Still holds up.
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MightierThanTheSword
YO BODY NEEDS WATA! SO DRINK DAT SHIT!
BRUSH YO GODDAMN TEETH!
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Bozo
The first rapper since RUN DMC to want people to better themselves?
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Old_Zircon Nah, there're a ton of them, they just don't get played on BET.
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McGillistabby
That's amazing.
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Riskbreaker
Gold.
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Myrmidon
If BET would just play this on loop this for a day.
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RocketBlender
Stars
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Dynamicuno
Um, books don't go in your mouth...Just saying.
Personally, I find the magazine "Grillz" more enlightening then Smithsonian, but that's me.
Toothpaste is over rated, trust me.
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thebaronsdoctor
The mark of a truly great work is the timelessness of its morals. Centuries from now these lessons will still be applicable to our squid-based descendants.
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