Missing the monkey pissing into its own mouth: "Hot day? Feeling parched? Well, this guy has his own built-in siphon. It's the pause that refreshes. Oh, YOWZA!"
Also, monkey fucks frog: "Talk about your odd couples. A chimp goes gaga for his amphibian inamorata. This girl can't say no, literally. Ribbit, ribbit, romance!"