in my head this is what JHM looks like basically

I love how the far right is beyond triggered when called out for being ignorant racists.

Nothing will ever top his magnum opus: "On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights". If you have never seen it, watch it.

Right out of the box he self-identifies as a "horny toad", parades the benefits of a fleshlight because they can't hurt your feelings, and admist a wall of racism and belching, holds up a can of beer as if it was Yorick's skull and says "Beer is like.. the nectar of man".

He tries to make an argument about all women want is money, flashes some cash and says "If you give them this, they'll stay with your ass." It's a crumpled one dollar bill.

"You know what a really hate? (earth shattering suppressed belch) I'm not racist because I have black friends.."

Best quote comes right at the beginning, when he points his webcam at a filthy mattress with a box fan on it and says "I had the bitch on that bed, and I was laying there by the window and I was railing her snatch like there's no tomorrow.. and I came in my condom."

I can't believe he's still at it.

I'm picturing him sitting in front of a powered off webcam for 20 years, teeth rotting, beard graying. Just staring in silence at his Gateway. Seething, anger festering. Living off stored fat and beer. Then February '24 rolls around. He clears his throat and turns everything back on again.

Sadder

Proof that you need at least some self-esteem to get through life.

In the eighties, a guy with a beard like that might have a really cool heavy-rock collection and might front you some cheap weed. But these days, the video games stacked up behind him say it all.

5 for evil.

i made it to half way. i can't keep watching. too disgusting.