This guy is a golden God.
I was hoping that George Foreman would knock him out. :(
Looks pretty youthful for a guy in his mid-40s. Maybe he's on to something!
|Sean Robinson |
"I like your enthusiasm, but..." is my new go-to phrase. Seriously, say anything to me and I can predict with unerring accuracy what it will be for the next ten minutes at least.
Spinner caps make safety WORSE because they're confusing to the eye. And uh. "Sends out a signal to the environment to be more safe?"
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
oh. my. god.
Oh, god. Oh, GOD. I so want this guy to get together with Black Cougar Man. This is Black Cougar's perfect superhero vehicle.
Also, the last 1 minute and 20-odd seconds are gold.
Awesome but really, this guy has to be a comedian or an actor and the whole thing must've been staged. Otherwise... wtf
Crazy people do exist, you know.
That they do, but television is always staged because of the sheer cost of it. Editing costs the most, so it's better to have the guarantee of an actor than to just hope someone walks in and fails entertainingly.
Imagine you're the producer of a crappy reality tv show. Do you care about how authentic it is, or do you care about getting it done so you can get paid quicker and go do drugs in lonely hotel rooms?
If that doesn't convince you: check craigslist for NY & LA under tv/film/video. There's always plenty of job postings for "reality" shows.
I am usually annoyed it when people shout fake at everything, but...in all honesty, everything on television is fake, period. *No exceptions*.
"This is about saving and changing lives... that haven't even born yet". Deep.
|Frank Rizzo |
he invented the wheel.
There's not enough stars in the sky for this man's intensity.
"You had my back, right George?"
He reminds me of Gary Busey!
He said it's a SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE. That tells the environment to BE SAFE.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
At a certain point did anyone else expect him to sing "I'm high, I'm high on liiiiiiiife"?
|Mayberry Pancakes |
I INVENTED THE WHEELS OF CHANGE
|Caminante Nocturno |
At first, I thought he was just putting up an act.
I love how immediately he answers the questions. "Did you invent the bike?""NO!" "So... you invented wheel hubcaps""Absolutely!"
|William Batty |
Wait - Dusty Rhodes, the pro wrestler?
I like his Big Lots decorative cowboy hat
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