|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
Wow. Just, wow.
He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a character who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
"Hi there, Poochie! You look like you've got something to say! Do you?"
"Yes, I certainly do!....Itchy, I know about the files on your computer."
"What? Umm...I don't know what you're talking about..."
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH! Oh yeah, I know about the photos. And the emails. And the 'research trip' to you took to Thailand. You and all your rich friends. You're all going down. You fucking MONSTERS!"
"Watch yourself, Poochie. My friends and I don't like being messed with. You've got a lot of guts, pal!"
"You're damn I do. There's no way you're getting out of this one, Itchy. Once I call the authorities, you're gonna -"
POOCHIE DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET.
This is it. The POE TV singularity. Nothing you say can diminish this moment.
|wtf japan |
Deep down, Yello Dino knew that Charming was right.
"We are not so different, you and I."
|The Townleybomb |
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
wow wo wo wwowowowowowowo
|Caminante Nocturno |
Jim Henson's SVU Babies.
What I'm curious about (aside from why they didn't just upload the entire thing) is how these scenes originally went, since Yellow Dino's voice was clearly dubbed in.
Optimally, it was just THE TRICKSTER talking to a silent, head-bobbing suit.
Oh my GOD
Well, this makes that Henry Winkler PSA look like Sesame Street.
Gob Bluth vs. gangsta Woodstock
"So, what lure are you using on the little kids today?"
Failuretoreportacrimevigilantesaurus in tha hizzAY!
|Jimmy Labatt |
Who the fuck names their kid Lyric
So THAT'S what happened to all the Joe Camel costumes we threw in the dumpster
And another page of the internet Necronomicon has been turned...
|Maggot Brain |
Thanks to this I've been Googling stranger danger videos. There goes my Saturday.
suddenly we're in a pedophile photoshoot, and the cameraman's assistant is making a gesture that can only be interpreted as a command to an off camera party to "stretch it wide open". suddenly the 7 foot, supernaturally strong Diceman-bird thing is not the most disturbing part of the video.
|The Mothership |
The puppies in the car routine may be an oldie, but it has passed the test of time for a reason. Yello Dino shouldn't have to resort to dismissive attacks.
And yet it still doesn't work half as well as the "animal costume" ruse.
|spiteful crow |
I can't even think of a comment worthy of this... thing. Just here, take these stars and let us never speak of this again, Mr. Dino.
|Johnny Madhouse |
And then, on top of everything else, the lizard's voice changed.
I'm Dinosaur Soldier now.
|Macho Nacho |
An action movie with a wholesome family moral.
How does EIT find this shit?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Whoever made this is an outstanding citizen.
|Fatback Jack |
"There are no pictures I swear to God!"
"SWEAR TO ME!!!"
|Jet Bin Fever |
Holy crap that was awesome.
i don't think i have any choice but to purchase this dvd
I like how he deals with serial pedophiles by simply disrupting their plans, inconveniencing them, then leaving.
That manila folder is probably going to show with the D.A.
Give me the pictures...
...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Instant classic. In that last "serious" scene, I couldn't stop looking at his gigantic sunglasses.
There really needed to be another, calmer-headed dinosaur trying to hold Yello Dyno back during the intimidation scene.
"Goddammit, Yello Dyno! He's a scumbag, but he'll be tried in a court of law! I'm getting too old for this shit!"
"..you know what they do to Charmings in there!"
gotta love the lone asshole who four stars a perfect five video.
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