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DMKA - 2007-07-25

I fucking hated those things.

Aubrey McFate - 2007-07-25

Oh shit that was perfect

Xenocide - 2007-07-25

When I am made king there will be a channel that airs this on a constant loop 24/7.

zatojones - 2007-07-25

Poor guy

jihadbaby - 2007-07-25

Yeah I felt sorry for him too, even though he was annoying.

Mike Tyson?! - 2007-07-25


coprolalia - 2007-07-25

No voiceovers, no bullshit. Just:


TeenerTot - 2007-07-25

I can't believe such a short clip could make me laugh so hard!

erratic - 2007-07-25

short and sweet

Kharnov - 2007-07-25

Nice little clip there, but I guess i'll share my own Furby destruction story, and hopefully others will too.

Back when they were popular in the late 90s, i'd beg my parents to buy me one. Not just any one, though.. no, I had to have the latest abomination: a Furby Baby.

After playing with it for about a week, i'd get horribly annoyed at it. All it ever did was ask for food and to be hugged, ESPECIALLY during the early morning hours, since this thing just didn't want to go into sleep mode for some reason. Out of complete frustration, I stuck it into a thick cardboard box and hid it in a dark corner of my closet, where it was quite warm and there was a lack of any air circulation.

Three years later, i'd find myself digging through my closet to find something, where I happened to come across that box. Out of morbid curiosity, I opened it... apparently, it had gone into sleep mode all those years, and being taken into bright light woke it up. The electronics inside of it must have deteriorated or something, because instead of making some facial movements like a normal Furby does when it wakes up, it would make some very erratic movements while constantly droning out "Drrrrr... drrrr.." in a loud, distorted voice for two minutes straight before dying out.

I was scarred for quite a while.

Urburos - 2007-07-25

It was angry that you went out to buy cigarettes and didn't come back.

dead_cat - 2007-07-25

I still got mine somewhere. It was intended as a gift for a young relative, but ended up being flatly refused, as after the batteries were inserted we all discovered it was apparently an epileptic demoniac furby: fresh from the box (and from the storage room of the toy store where I was working at the time) it started rocking and going through all the furby facial expressions and movements, all the while doing a very good job of speaking in tongues. We had to remove the batteries to make it stop.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-07-26

It wasn't angry, just retarded after being in the closet for three years.

Evilhead - 2007-10-04

This girl I knew had one for one reason or the other, and I ended up with it somehow. The first thing I did was to remove all of the fur, which made it's beak and eyes that much more disturbing; it's back plastic husk was naked and exposed. After tormenting it for a while I threw it in the back of some closet and forgot about it. Months or years later I came across it, and due to moisture, lack of batteries, or perhaps insanity, the thing was totally fucked. I turned it on and all it would do would make these garbled electronic noises and jerkily widen its eyes and spasm in paroxysms of Furby dementia. Terrifying and fascinating at the same time.

enki don't - 2007-07-25

Die for my amusement, hairby, die.

dead_cat - 2007-07-25

That was one fucking brilliant coincidence!

ChocFullOfFunk - 2007-07-26


athodyd - 2007-07-28

timing is everything

Jeff Fries - 2007-08-15

How did the exact center of it's forehead burst into flames a split second after it said "cock-a-doodle-do"?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-02-23


That has to be the funniest split-second I've seen around here for WEEKS.

glasseye - 2007-08-15


tamago - 2007-08-15


lustygoat - 2007-09-01

electric rays bursting out of something's forehead is always a win

FABIO2 - 2007-09-28

-1 because I wanted to see the entire unedited footage.

Genghis the gerbil - 2007-10-02


keinsignal - 2007-11-14

his third eye opened

poples - 2008-01-08

Or perhaps it was the Door of Kukundu.

Mad Struggle - 2008-02-17

Roll on two.

rustedmutt - 2008-03-17

Short and oh-so-sweet.

oogaBooga - 2008-08-17

This video could cause me to die from laughing too hard and I would still not hold it against me.

sparklefatty - 2009-05-06

Who was that murderer in Florida whose execution in the electric chair was botched? This made me think of him.

APE_GOD - 2010-02-05

Can't we crop out the ebaumsworld tag.

This thing can't be perfect while that exists.

andybrownie - 2010-03-19


metasonix - 2011-01-08


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