I fucking hated those things.
|Aubrey McFate |
Oh shit that was perfect
When I am made king there will be a channel that airs this on a constant loop 24/7.
|Mike Tyson?! |
No voiceovers, no bullshit. Just:
I can't believe such a short clip could make me laugh so hard!
short and sweet
Nice little clip there, but I guess i'll share my own Furby destruction story, and hopefully others will too.
Back when they were popular in the late 90s, i'd beg my parents to buy me one. Not just any one, though.. no, I had to have the latest abomination: a Furby Baby.
After playing with it for about a week, i'd get horribly annoyed at it. All it ever did was ask for food and to be hugged, ESPECIALLY during the early morning hours, since this thing just didn't want to go into sleep mode for some reason. Out of complete frustration, I stuck it into a thick cardboard box and hid it in a dark corner of my closet, where it was quite warm and there was a lack of any air circulation.
Three years later, i'd find myself digging through my closet to find something, where I happened to come across that box. Out of morbid curiosity, I opened it... apparently, it had gone into sleep mode all those years, and being taken into bright light woke it up. The electronics inside of it must have deteriorated or something, because instead of making some facial movements like a normal Furby does when it wakes up, it would make some very erratic movements while constantly droning out "Drrrrr... drrrr.." in a loud, distorted voice for two minutes straight before dying out.
I was scarred for quite a while.
I still got mine somewhere. It was intended as a gift for a young relative, but ended up being flatly refused, as after the batteries were inserted we all discovered it was apparently an epileptic demoniac furby: fresh from the box (and from the storage room of the toy store where I was working at the time) it started rocking and going through all the furby facial expressions and movements, all the while doing a very good job of speaking in tongues. We had to remove the batteries to make it stop.
|enki don't |
Die for my amusement, hairby, die.
That was one fucking brilliant coincidence!
timing is everything
|Jeff Fries |
How did the exact center of it's forehead burst into flames a split second after it said "cock-a-doodle-do"?
electric rays bursting out of something's forehead is always a win
-1 because I wanted to see the entire unedited footage.
|Genghis the gerbil |
FACE THE WRATH OF ZEUS
his third eye opened
|Mad Struggle |
Roll on two.
Short and oh-so-sweet.
This video could cause me to die from laughing too hard and I would still not hold it against me.
Who was that murderer in Florida whose execution in the electric chair was botched? This made me think of him.
Can't we crop out the ebaumsworld tag.
This thing can't be perfect while that exists.
COCK A DOODLE DOO HSJHJKGFHKSLblkahgkashgjdkg;HJSKDLHJGlkd
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