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"To Do List - Friday"
7:00 - wake up, dog! do some exercises! Remeber your resolutions! WHAT!
7:30 to 8:00 - Standard Morning Routine - Low Carb breakfast, followed by Brain Age games (get your big stamps, dog!), followed by quick morning meditation
8:00 to 8:30 - get ready for work, daily affirmations. It's going to be a great day!
8:30 to 9:00 - commute. Man. Shit. Bitches be trippin' on the Beltway.
9:00 to 12:00 Check emails and voicemails, respond to customers, see if we can't knock out this backorder list so we don't have to come back up in this piece on the weekend. WHAT!
12:00 to 12:30 - protein/vitamin smoothie for lunch, respond to Juggalo hatas on the Intanetz, afternoon meditation.
12:30 to 5:00 - Package some thangs, ship 'em, get down the post office in time. You know how it is, dog.
5:00 get the heezy out that mofo and return to da home base!
5:30 to 6:00 change into home clothes, start on the laundry, feed the cat, do a cursory examination of the house and clean up as needed.
6:00 to 6:30 spend some time in the bonsai garden, chill wit da juggalo garden gnome homies and a nice cup of Chai.
6:30 to 7:00 - finish up laundry, work on dinner. Tonight we're having Clam Chowder! Hellz yeah! For real for real!
7:00 to 7:30 - dinner. I've been waitin' all day for this! WHAT!
7:30 to 8:00- dishes, personal intanet time, you know what I'm sayin'? Catch up wit da straight dirty family, the only people in this world who really understand me. WHAT!
8:00 to 8:45 - watch previously DVR'd American Idol episode.
8:45 to 9:00 - beat off. No, wait, I've been waiting for THIS all day! WHAT!
9:00 to 10:00 - spend quality time with Mr. Murderclawz, the most ninja cat ever. Then go to bed."