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Desc:How is this supossed to be erotic? SFW
Category:Humor
Tags:wtf, porn, bouncy ball, worst transport ever
Submitted:SporkBob
Date:09/10/08
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Comment count is 40
heyitslozeau
my god, this was fantastic.
NoCode
Alas, this is a dupe, but one worth re-viewing. So, three stars.
zatojones
maybe I'm just jaded by modern, storyless porn but why after five minutes of this movie has no one gotten naked?
Randroid
An arthouse masterpiece, a musky concoction of subtle eroticism and epic storytelling, doesn't need to explain itself to you philistines.

foopants
I'm with Randroid on this one.

dead_cat
Because it's Bat Pussy. Even the main characters fail to get off.

thatonegirl
Uh...all righty, then.

A million points for hitting a guy in the head with his transport. Nothing like getting bonked in the head with a ball that must smell like sweaty ass.
IrishWhiskey
"Well have a sexy dame with great tits bounce up and down on a ball"
- "Great idea!"
"And we'll do it as she's wearing a burka-like tent, moving slowly in the distance across a brown field!"
- "....okay, lets back up and try again."
mashedtater
"And by god you BETTER cast Loretta Lynn"

"Done!"

anotherdeadhero
Worst transport ever, lol. Seen this a few times but comments/tags can make it worth a second watch.
mouser
I would have been impressed if said transport's handle was actually a dong. Thus, -1 star.

chumbucket
production value of a porn film school test reel + using batman as porn vehicle = the biggest waste of .75 on Spice Channel ever
HankFinch
Her clit lights up when there's a call to the commissioner!
Zhou Fang
Soundtrack available on Rhino Records.
uekibachi
wow. i'm turned on
Babies Ate My Dingo
I just about ruptured something laughing around 1:18 in. Sounds like Lurleen done got herself a real high-class part-time superheroin' job.
Babies Ate My Dingo
(Last comment was posted before I'd seen the whole thing.)

Dear lord, what did I just watch? It was like some sort of fever dream.

boner
You don't even get to start jerkin' it before you have to get up and change reels
Hay Belly
God, our poor parents. What they must have endured.

Mayberry Pancakes
if all porn were like this I'd be addicted
athodyd
1) The term is "hippity-hop."

2) I fucking love the hippity-hop song.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Frank and Intimate were actually just the nicknames of the stars that night.
haole
Way better than Batman Forever.
DMKA
Not nearly enough stars.
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
THOU SHOULT NOT POST THINE BAT PUSSY CLIPS WITHOUT *MY* APPROVAL
Rabid Vegan
So full of win, can't stop laughing
Xenocide
There's no actual sex in this movie, just Batpussy bouncing through the landscape for 2 hours. It's a fucking masterpiece.
Steve Airport
Then where's the fucking? Seconded on the masterpiece part, though

Hooker
I was going to upload this a few weeks ago, but then I searched and found that it was already on the site.
Lies, lies, LIES!
I'm glad to have been spared the sex scenes.
Evilhead
I want the soundtrack. Badly!
Xiphias
WOW, the searching montage
Paranatural
...seriously, my mouth dropped open and I drooled my vodka all over myself and almost spilled the drink in my hand all over the damn keyboard when batpussy came out of the outhouse on a ball. I don't know what the fuck just happened but I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
JimL2
I know a lot of you guys were talking about the soundtrack but if you put the Amen break behind that ball-hopping song then it's just another Chemical Brothers single.
Jaguar Wong
"The Brown Bunny" is really just a poor remake of this movie.
lucienpsinger
Quickly, behind those trees! It's time for a BAThroom break!

{TINKLE!}

{SPLASH!}
guacamole
Sublime.
Old_Zircon
I've seen the whole movie and I think it may really be the worst porn movie ever made. It really lives up to its reputation. The improvised trash talking is unbelievable, nobody actually successfully has any kind of sex, and nothing happens at all. Highly recommended.
ashtar.
You don't even know how to suck a dick. Do it like in the magazines. Do it like in the magazines.

Old_Zircon
Klito Bell (Batman on Planet Eros) is a worthy Italian successor to this, although the production values are much higher (although still virtually nonexistent).
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