Well that's pretty gay.

And terrible.

Like a game that's supposed to be played with one hand.

I really need to go to Japan and kick it in the balls.

I'm told homosexuality is much like a side-scrolling shooter, actually.

It's the music that really makes that clip.

That's the most easygoing boss music I've ever heard in a video game.

I had always heard about Cho Aniki but never had access to anything but the technologically limited SNES version, but this...IT'S EVERYTHING I DREAMED IT WOULD BE!!!!!!!

That made me feel icky in every way possible.

No love for the creepy angel girls? The "THREEEE!" during the countdown screen still cracks me up every time.

Five stars just for the boss music.

OK, so we've seen Choaniki the fighting game, and now the side-scrolling shooter. Is there a Choaniki FPS out there? Maybe a RTS? Hordes of half-man, half-machine, all-gay battle units taking on a massively phallic HQ construction? And what exactly is wrong with me that I want to see this?

Now im horny.