The comments are the usual hotbed of UR HOT and NICE LEGS and WONDER WOMAN DOES NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO SHOOT EYE BEAMS NOT TO NITPICK (BECAUSE GIRL) BUT JUST LETTING YOU KNOW ALSO CAN I SNIFF YOUR PANTIES?
Not enough star wipes.
"Hey, come on lady. Don't you want a nice shoulder rub? You're looking pretty today. Yeah, that's nice. Wait a second, what is them, eye beams? Gah! Sunofabitch, that smarts!"
Eye beams? If they want to call her out on anything it should be her husky frame
This is bizarre.
she's like janis joplin 2007
wonder woman should CAUSE chubs, not be one.
|El Zapatista |
I was expecting something... different.
*** SPOILER AHEAD ***
It was all just a dream.
So, like she got tired of all the "More head" jokes?
|Testicles of Doom |
Five stars for the spinning scene alone. The look of pure enjoyment on her face is hilarious.
So basically, all Wonder Woman does is stop a would-be date rapist?
Do they know, JOHN COOPER II?
She'll use all of her powers to help Hillary, and then become even more disenchanted when Bill hits on her.
|Aubrey McFate |
5 for the title screen. It's so obvious that someone is behind her, shaking her cape.
Even Turkish people would think this is a stupid movie.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
My Pink Floyd fanaticism doesn't permit me to give this a bad rating.
But boy, this is just bad..playing a "montage" with no real cutting, using the worst possible transitions in the book. It's like the director just went "Okay, I like this song, so I'll let it play even though I have no real good exciting footage to go along with it for so long. EYE OF THE TIGER!"
Also bad: putting pretentious titles at the beginning in a hideous font and not following through in any way, shape or form. Oh well, at least it's probably better than ANTI-BUSH SCREED #4849 on the University TV station.
I apologize for being a film fag with these things but I study this shit enough to get the rights to bitch every once in a while.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I'm glad I'm not her friend as I'd hate to be in the position of forcing out "Hey that was awesome!" while trying to keep a straight face.
My god, what a terrible choice of music for Wonder Woman. Eye of the Tiger? Are you serious?
Even the eagle in the background cannot fathom how bad this is.
Also, the bystanders do not seem to care all that much about the meaty woman flying past in a sitting position. Furthermore, what are her bracelets made of? Duct tape? And I think this girl mixed up Wonder Woman and Supergirl.
In short, I hope she failed this project.
|Honest Abe |
so she gets shorter when she turns into wonder woman?
Mixing the long shot with the reaction shot doesn't really work, does it?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Why are student filmmakers doing masturbatory material for virgins? Oh wait, a lot of them are going to wind up shooting adult industry material.
They should be so lucky. Most of them are gonna end up working at Barnes and Noble.
I love chubby chick with bewbs & Super Heroines & all that jazz but I didn't find this arousing.
5 for annoying & pretention.
It needs a scene where ants pour out of the holes in Wonder Woman's hands...Then star wipe to her dancing in front of a green screen
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