Knuckles      Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      "Sorry I stole from you." "That's okay, you're a superstar!"
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Aelric      if i asked my neighbor to help me with some medication, i'd be be wrapping some rubber hose around my arm by now.
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Xenocide      "Never listen to a stranger! I don't count as a stranger because you've seen me on TV!"
Doing the right thing makes the world vanish into a dark and empty void of nothingness where you're A SUPERSTAR!
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Screwtape    
What kind of pharmacist allows a kid to pick up a prescription? A SUPERSTAR pharmacist, that's what kind.
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ponpoko      I wish all musicians had the dedication to keep watch at record stores to see who's trying to steal their tape.
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NeitherHerenorThere      "Can you write your name? You had to learn how, letter by letter!"
"Oh yeah, I kept at it until I learned!"
Guitars: For orphans, it's just as hard as learning to write their names.
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Innocent Bystander      Someone get these to Fensler Films stat!
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Mayberry Pancakes     Superstars ride their bikes at night without helmets or kneepads!
You know, she never actually says what you are if you do the *wrong* thing.
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