That's it. Nuge has convinced me. I'm voting Republican in '08.
Bonus star for the FREEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOM! bit at the end. That there man is all class, I tell you what.
Ah, Ted Nugent, the draftdodging bigot whose only #1 single was a power-ballad with Damn Yankees. Who loves the Second Amendment so much that he didn't notice when it was made irrelevant by the PATRIOT Act undoing the Fourth, Fifth and Sixth.
Bravo, Rudy. You've illustrated how desperate the 26% Bush Faithful are for people to champion their views.
Spoilsport. Why do you hate America?
Seriously I hope The Nuge hunts you down with his compound bow, Rambo style.
Nugent is an annoying, screeching douchebag. Fuck him.
And oops, I meant to give this a five for retardedness rather than a one for content.
You may cheer out of love for me, but never as hard as you'll cheer out of hate for them.
Am i the only one who believes Ted is a secret furry?
Do you change reels at the movie theater for a living?
Well SOMEBODY suck on my guns, because lord knows my bloodlust can't be sated anymore by the wet chokes of dying animals and my erections are getting unreliable.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
So Teddy how's the state fair tour circuit going?
The Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Party.
Suck on this ya PUTZ!
Fight the man Nuge, fight the MAN!
You realize there may never be an example of anyone more "the man" than George "Conneticut Blueblood" W. Bush or Dick Cheney? Just cause he's telling women to suck it doesn't mean he's a rebel instead of a washed up patsy.
Of course all three of them pretend to be cowboys and hunters while being making excuses and pulling strings to avoid any real combat situation. All talk, no balls. So I can see why he would identify with them.
Irish Whiskey is right! I'll change my ways!
Beside the fact that Nugent is a subliterate, phallic-gun-toting, misogynist crapsteak, his music sounds like bandsaws choking on steel pipes.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What fucking pisses me off about this shit is not Nugent per se...guy's been doing stupid shit like this constantly, but rather how he'll totally fucking skate this off, as would ANY right-wing/ conservative, commentator/pundit/whatever. "HILLARY CLINTON SHOULD BE BOMBED IN HER HOME ALONG WITH HER FAMILY" and all you get is this mass-media pat on the shoulder of "OH YOU CARD!!! LOLLERCOASTER!!"
If ANYONE on the left did something like this, they'd be fucking crucified for it and, in all likelihood, sued or charged with something or whatever. Fuck the liberal media myth.
That said, I cannot figure out a rating for this. I think I'd prefer it if someone on YouTube put up that excellent clip from VH1's "Behind the Music" on Nugent where he explains how to survive the apocalypse by stabbing turtles in the head when they come out of rivers and eating them.
for all his gun-nutery, i wonder if he is aware that since W has been in office, gun control has become far more strict, and since the advent of homeland security, his beloved full-autos and semi-autos are trickling away slowly but surely. oh, the irony.
but whatever. i'm done with politics. i'm too jaded to care anymore. hell, i can't even watch the daily show anymore.
HAHA HE TOLD THEM TO SUCK ON HIS GUNS!! HIS *MACHINE GUNS*, OF ALL THINGS!! Man, he fucking showed them.
|Spit Spingola |
For those of you keeping score: Arnold = putz. Obama = punk/piece of shit. Hillary = worthless bitch. Feinstein = worthless whore. AND HOW ABOUT BARBARA BOXER SHE MIGHT WANT TO SUCK ON MY MACHINE GUN!!!!
|Billy the Poet |
I have absolute and unequivocal confidence that I could knock Ted Nugent unconscious with one punch.
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