It's like an infomercial for "Low-Impact Jazzerobics: For the Mature Woman or Irrelevant Used-Up Whore".
|doc duodenum |
You need to put commas between your tags.
Actually, I think "video dance bomb" is a pretty apt tag.
Physically painful to watch.
Maybe it's just the screen resolution, but I don't see how this performance was any worse than any of her other lipsyncing performances from years past (I AM NOT SAYING THIS WAS GOOD).
Was it just that she wasn't doing Carol-Channing/Diana-Ross-style OVERlipsynching? Was it that she's gained weight (and definitely was in an unflattering outfit, though I don't think the extra weight looks particularly bad, and she still has a rather impressive midriff)?
I suppose I'll just never understand the love or the hate for her.
It's one thing to suck, but try.
Here I guess she figured she can suck just as much without trying at all.
|Mike Tyson?! |
Why do they even put a mic on her?
You know, I was going to submit this, but then I saw that music videos are temporarily verboten. Totally scoop'd :(
I didn't care about this the other 10,000 times I was forced to watch this video yesterday by every news and late night show and I don't care about it now.
I think she's just drugged up. Her reaction times and moves seem way too slow.
She's not tracking very well. I predict quaaludes.
At least her hair looks.... attached.
|Jimmy Labatt |
Mommy make the fat skank stop!
I know she's had two children, I know she's been battling (and severely losing to) alcoholism, and I forgive her for both of those things. As a result, I do NOT expect her to be as trim and as energetic as she used to be at the height of her career.
I do, however, expect that she'll stop pretending to be, and get the fuck off stage.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Is she making the song feel slow, or is it actually that boring?
Even she looks bored with her music
Yes! Her career is fucking over. Fuck this bitch, she sucked from day one. Then she had kids and I couldn't even jerk off to her.
It's Britney, Bitch.
|a flaming monkey |
They spam the stage with so much shit to keep their attention deficit fans happy.
Also, at 2:10 she totally grabs that guy's balls...
+5 for making me want to set fire to things.
those beats are fresh.
The poor kid should move back to the country, buy a double-wide, join the PTA and spend her life living modestly off her royalties.
It must really suck to be her right now.
Is anyone else reminded of Elvis circa 1974?
Speaking of Elvis, at the start they(whoever wrote the song) quote or "sample" the first few lines of the Elvis song "Trouble", which he sung at the start of his 68' comeback special. I guess it was a lame attempt to suggest this would be as big as Elvis' return to popularity.
Clock's reading 14:59 Britney...
|bang to buck ratio |
It's like when one of the horsier girls from the drill team enters the high school talent show, and everyone's kind of skeeved by her hotpants and whore-paint, and she's tripping all over her cues (and feet) and everyone just prays that maybe the geeks running the sound will pity her and fade the song out early, but they don't and the whole auditorium has to watched her get more and more redfaced and flopsweaty until the song ends.
Except in this case she's being paid unreasonable amounts of money to do it. About the same percentage of the audience is high, though.
I'm still with what Craig Ferguson said: there's just nothing funny about this.
What a buzz.
|Testicles of Doom |
Look at those meaty arms and tree trunk legs MEOW
her "performance" was originally supposed to be magic-cized by chris angel. for some reason, the venue said "no." britney's people had to change the routine last second.
also, her whore boots have a broken heel.
some psycho fan dissected the video... have a look-see...
no way this song rocks
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