suddenly I have unexplainable craving for an omelette
SHOCK A DOOBIE!!
Lurking inside every Kinder Egg (not sold much in the US because some retarded kid somewhere choked on a VISIBLY MARKED AND PROTECTED BY A CAPSULE plastic part inside the hollow chocolate egg---they're readily available in Canada though) is a toy as potentially scary as the freaky egg-man in this ad.
|a flaming monkey |
That was terribly disturbing...+5
I want a Kinder Bueno right now in the absolute worst way possible.
Their chocolate is pretty gross, but I got a little figurine of Linus Van Pelt in a Kinder egg in 94 and have been hooked ever since.
Ah, but an inch-and-a-half Linus, in full "thumbsuck" mode, has been a decoration on my desk at every job that's allowed decorations.
None of the other 'prizes' have been all that great, though.
I have the ultimate Kinder-craziness... a dead on accurate Pai Mei miniature, riding a surfboard, while practicing his kung-fu.
|Operation Cornflakes |
It sounds like the gibberish dinner scene from Billy Madison.
This is the greatest commercial I have ever seen
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
If Heironymous Bosch made TV adverts.
CHOCODOOBIE! FLIGGLE NURF! WURF SPILLPLATZENDESTROYTHEGOVERNMENTBLIFFLEPOOT!
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
what he said
The last toy I got from a kinder egg was a figure of Arwen from LOTR in 2004.
Oh shit, I used to love these things as a kid. Can't remember much about the quality of the chocolate, but candy + shitty toys is always a winner in my books.
I am terribly frightened by this commercial. This is what I imagine heroin withdrawal must be like for a junkie.
The only kinder toy I have is a snail with POLIZEI painted on the side. It's kind of awesome.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Great, I just started bleeding from the ears and eyes. Oh, there goes the nose. I really need a sturdier brain.
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