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I like how one of the potential disasters is black people running down the street.
Damn those technicians and their postponing the End Times!
|Caminante Nocturno |
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|Aubrey McFate |
I miss this kind of Christian pap. It has a kind of ignorant-yet-confident vibe to it, and who wouldn't believe someone with a voice like Chuck Ohman?
Now, Christian media like this is either dying or it has been Poochified into oblivion.
I wish. It's all Way of the Master or posers trying to be the old masters.
1 - I wish my voice sounded that cool.
2 - I'd swear a friend of mine picked this up at the Goodwill for fifty cents sometime in early 2001. He brought it over once or twice, but I never sat down to watch it.
His voice sounds like that because it's being run through a compressor the size of a truck.
he's from michigan. my grandmother is an avid viewer of his programming.
|Testicles of Doom |
I seem to remember one like this when the Berlin wall came down, and it was all about a tremendous influx of russian mobsters and whores flooding our country and forcing Christ to come back to Earth.
And people still wonder why aliens don't want to make contact with us?
The only Y2K bugs I encountered were ones I wrote myself.
There's nothing in Jack Van Impe Land that doesn't confirm endtime prophecy.
OH NOES!! WHAT ARE WE TO DO???
I will be in my fallout shelter with a bible and a periscope, SUCKERS!!!
8 Years later? Big fat goose egg.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
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