RomancingTrain
Get help, man. These are not normal levels of anger.

Xenocide
What? All he's saying is that A CARTOON MAKES HIM WANT TO KILL PEOPLE.

IrishWhiskey
I HATE THINGS PEOPLE LIKE. PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Sean Robinson
You are a gigantic pussy.

Why only current fans of the show? Don't you have the balls to kill all past and future fans? Are you scared that you can't kill them all, even in your fantasy world of cartoonish ideas and soothing violence?

Or perhaps you know that you would be led to the slaughterhouse yourself - don't you?

Because before you're awakening, you were just a brainless mote caught up in the winds of culture. Just another chunk of flotsam, swept up by the tide, until you crashed on the rock of self-agency. You hate that you, but you fear it still remains inside of you, hiding in your blood like a virus.

Adramelech
Holy shit guy, you're so tough! And on the internet!

Quad9Damage
This is a clip of classic "South Park", although the episode it's from aired right around the time Matt and Trey were converting the show into a hamfisted political soapbox.

And theSnake is a prime example of a user who votes solely because of the source, not context or presentation. "HEY, IT'S SOUTH PARK. BLAGH, ONE STAR."

EvilHomer
I'm picturing you as this big, burly, biker guy- exMarine just released from prison for the fourth time. Barrel-chested, with a giant snake tattoo (done by a former SS Nazi camp guard at a Triad nightclub in Hong Kong) winding down each of his 63 inch biceps, a sinister glint in his one good eye, and the still-bloody skull of the last yuppie prick who fucked with him perched atop his monitor.

Am I close?

yoyo1
You just redeemed South park for one hundred years.
Now that this show has rabid haters it becomes more difficult to completely write it down :(

Dinky Patterson
Are you an assassin?