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Desc:I had no idea they could do this.
Category:Educational, Pets & Animals
Tags:spiderturtle
Submitted:Mike Tyson?!
Date:10/14/07
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Menudo con queso
...aaand spiderturtle tag takes it to five stars.
SolRo
A turtle does what zombies in resident evil 3 could not.
hornung
5 for the kip up!
minimalist
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, cause he's a turtle.

Five stars for "PLOP"
Keefu
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Frostilicus
Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
eatenmyeyes
Let me tell you about my turtle.

Unmerciful Crushing Force
Wow, I used to think my turtle was utterly helpless when flipped over.

Now I understand that it is a mere sissy.
Xenocide
Goddamn snapping turtles, sneaking into our country.
TinManic
i like turtles.
kiint
now hes gonna lie in that water trap at the 13th hole and wait for you to try and get your ball
jmags
Is he strong? Listen bub,
BHWW
NO ONE IS SAFE NOW

NO ONE
Charles
the T-rex just crashed straight through it. This turtle=pussy

Caminante Nocturno
That's an unfair standard to set for a turtle, and you know it.

gambol
...and it gets down just like I thought it would.
kingarthur
Obligatory ninja joke.
Steebis
These guys were kinda wussy on Mario Brothers. Into the lava with you Fence Turtle.
Camonk
There are more things in heaven and earth... You know, I'm not sure even Hamlet had fence-climbing turtles in mind.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Well he should have. A turtle by any other name...

j lzrd / swift idiot
Turtle-bees? Or not turtle-bees?


AYE! TIS TURTLE-BEES!
Goodnight, sweet turtle-bees.

Afgh
Nice dismount
Maxville
I'm never going outside again.
Endoris
IT DOESN'T MATTER. It will enter your home, shoot you, open all of your doors and windows and let in his turtle friends to devour you slowly as you scream "CHOKE ON 'EM!"

Adramelech
So much for my man-eating turtle defense plan.
happy_ending
Aiiieee!
A Jumping Spider!
poeTV has taught me that turtles are damn persistent
j lzrd / swift idiot
If you're a cat, and a turtle doesn't want you sharing the backyard, YOU WILL NOT BE SHARING THE BACKYARD.

Also, obligatory "I LIEK TOITLES" zombiekid reference.

Old_Zircon
Is there anything they CAN'T do?
mouser
Blow jobs. Dont even try it.

Crucifried
Something happened at the Brooklyn Zoo once, and it escaped out into Prospect Park. I almost got to see a boy put his fingers near it trying to pick it up and put it back in the pond, thinking it was a regular turtle. But my damn moral code made me go and stop him and explain his fingers would've been snatched from his hand in a fountain of blood.

Damn moral code.

On a side note, The Brooklyn Zoo loses all it's animals. All the fucking time. That's what the guy who picked up the turtle told me before they put it back in it's cage.
frau_eva
So does the Lafayette, LA zoo, but to a much stupider degree. Every once in a while near that highway, you'll see a zebra or something trotting around.

Stopheles
The Prospect Park Zoo is the most depressing zoo I've seen in 20 years. No wonder the animals try to escape.

I fear that I will come across an escaped baboon in the park sometime.

Spoonybard
Mark Twain was wrong!
Hooper_X
INDETERMINATELY-AGED OTHERWISE-UNREMARKABLE NINJA TURTLES!

Nightmares in a half-shell - TURTLE POWER.
Caminante Nocturno
Adapting to environment.
The Mothership
That's... pretty remarkable.
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