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Menudo con queso - 2007-10-14

...aaand spiderturtle tag takes it to five stars.

SolRo - 2007-10-14

A turtle does what zombies in resident evil 3 could not.

hornung - 2007-10-14

5 for the kip up!

minimalist - 2007-10-14

Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, cause he's a turtle.

Five stars for "PLOP"

Keefu - 2007-10-15

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Frostilicus - 2007-10-15

Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?

eatenmyeyes - 2007-10-15

Let me tell you about my turtle.

Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2007-10-15

Wow, I used to think my turtle was utterly helpless when flipped over.

Now I understand that it is a mere sissy.

Xenocide - 2007-10-15

Goddamn snapping turtles, sneaking into our country.

TinManic - 2007-10-15

i like turtles.

kiint - 2007-10-15

now hes gonna lie in that water trap at the 13th hole and wait for you to try and get your ball

jmags - 2007-10-15

Is he strong? Listen bub,

BHWW - 2007-10-15



Charles - 2009-03-09

the T-rex just crashed straight through it. This turtle=pussy

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-09-15

That's an unfair standard to set for a turtle, and you know it.

gambol - 2007-10-15

...and it gets down just like I thought it would.

kingarthur - 2007-10-15

Obligatory ninja joke.

Steebis - 2007-10-15

These guys were kinda wussy on Mario Brothers. Into the lava with you Fence Turtle.

Camonk - 2007-10-15

There are more things in heaven and earth... You know, I'm not sure even Hamlet had fence-climbing turtles in mind.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-15

Well he should have. A turtle by any other name...

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-08-28

Turtle-bees? Or not turtle-bees?

Goodnight, sweet turtle-bees.

Afgh - 2007-10-15

Nice dismount

Maxville - 2007-10-15

I'm never going outside again.

Endoris - 2008-06-09

IT DOESN'T MATTER. It will enter your home, shoot you, open all of your doors and windows and let in his turtle friends to devour you slowly as you scream "CHOKE ON 'EM!"

Adramelech - 2007-10-15

So much for my man-eating turtle defense plan.

happy_ending - 2007-10-15


A Jumping Spider! - 2007-10-15

poeTV has taught me that turtles are damn persistent

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-08

If you're a cat, and a turtle doesn't want you sharing the backyard, YOU WILL NOT BE SHARING THE BACKYARD.

Also, obligatory "I LIEK TOITLES" zombiekid reference.

Old_Zircon - 2007-10-15

Is there anything they CAN'T do?

mouser - 2008-02-08

Blow jobs. Dont even try it.

Crucifried - 2007-12-05

Something happened at the Brooklyn Zoo once, and it escaped out into Prospect Park. I almost got to see a boy put his fingers near it trying to pick it up and put it back in the pond, thinking it was a regular turtle. But my damn moral code made me go and stop him and explain his fingers would've been snatched from his hand in a fountain of blood.

Damn moral code.

On a side note, The Brooklyn Zoo loses all it's animals. All the fucking time. That's what the guy who picked up the turtle told me before they put it back in it's cage.

frau_eva - 2008-02-18

So does the Lafayette, LA zoo, but to a much stupider degree. Every once in a while near that highway, you'll see a zebra or something trotting around.

Stopheles - 2010-09-30

The Prospect Park Zoo is the most depressing zoo I've seen in 20 years. No wonder the animals try to escape.

I fear that I will come across an escaped baboon in the park sometime.

Spoonybard - 2008-03-28

Mark Twain was wrong!

Hooper_X - 2008-08-14


Nightmares in a half-shell - TURTLE POWER.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-09-15

Adapting to environment.

The Mothership - 2012-10-14

That's... pretty remarkable.

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