|Adramelech - 2007-10-20 |
Holy preview frame.
|Merzbau - 2007-10-20 |
Not as good as the concurrent series "Mr. Furley: Robot Space Hitman."
I totally would have watched that.
|doc duodenum - 2007-10-20 |
Now I want to join the army.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-10-20 |
How do you convince someone to take part in something like this?
I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with Third World exploitation and violating the Geneva Convention.
|DrVital - 2007-10-20 |
I'm not sure I undertand their rationale for joining the military.
|EvilHomer - 2007-10-20 |
Why is there a pig in the army? A short-tempered pig who sometimes pretends to be an alien?
The fact that this pig was voiced by Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter simply blows my mind.
It's medically impossible to go on a bender -- coke-fueled, meth-fueled, or any-other-drug-fueled -- long enough to think of this idea, get funding for it, write a pilot screenplay for it, storyboard it, wait 6-7 months for it to come back from animation, and then find a program slot for it and air it. At some point you crash, there's remorse, and you stop the process.
There has to be another explanation. I'm thinking this is some sort of steganographic code signal to statesside KGB agents. I think the decoded message is, "Destroy Capitalist Consumerism NOW."
I think that's what I find most fascinating about this kind of material. The enormous amount of time, money, goods and man power behind even the most batshit insane network shows and industry films.
A lone guy crafting an inept Flash animation is one thing. Producing stuff like this for television. Holy shit.
Gilligan's Planet is even trippier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sGOfWP2bWk
While watching the Gilligan's Planet intro I briefly wondered if this were Hell, and if after all I've been here the whole time.
Of course, there are other contributing factors, but isn't it strange that Gilligan's Planet was the thing to set me over the edge?
I think these cartoons may have been made for the sake of actors whose shows were canceled and had used up all of their influence but not their favors.
|hornung - 2007-10-20 |
NSFW dong into vag @-15
|Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-10-20 |
THERE IS TERROR IN YOUR METHOD XENOCIDE
|Thundercougarfalconbird - 2007-10-20 |
Modern television could learn alot from these cartoons. I envision a future with "House MD: Under the Sea", followed by "The Scrubs Mysteries".
Personally, I can't wait for Desperate Housewives Fight Crime at Robot Woodstock!
Why everyone at Woodstock is a robot is not explained. Followed by My Name is Earl: Martian Police Squad.
American Idol: Teen Mystery Crew
|Testicles of Doom - 2007-10-20 |
What the fuck army IS THIS?
|K Clobber - 2007-10-20 |
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
|Fingasmcgee - 2007-10-21 |
Heroes: in High school and they are also mystery solving musicians
|Camonk - 2007-12-17 |
Well, why wouldn't there be a pig? I'm waiting for the cast of Friends to get a submarine and a sassy talking cat.
|Chalkdust - 2008-04-15 |
Did that pig fall in a pool of blood?
|SharoKham - 2008-05-07 |
They hit their DRILL SERGEANT on the ass with a fucking mop and they're still in the Army? I could understand that kind of desperation during Vietnam, but this was the early 80s!
This just in: The Fonz later joined the series as the chief mechanic of the motorpool.
|Hooper_X - 2008-09-09 |
next season: the cast of ugly betty discover a minivan that lets them TRAVEL IN TIME.
|soci-o-path - 2008-10-14 |
Two jews and a pig. Awesome.
|Old People - 2014-11-09 |
Laverne made E8. A hard woman who'd given her best years to the Army, she found love in the arms of her best friend long before DADT. She was killed by a VBIED during a right-seat ride on the third day of her second tour, Karbala, OIFIII.
Shirley recently retired as a CSM in the 4ID, but is a hollow, alcoholic shell after three tours in Iraq and two in Afghan. Her mood swings are the result of TBI; successive IEDs took their toll on the lining of her brain. For this she alternates alprazolam and oxycodone, which helps suppress the memory of Laverne.
The Pig got out in '98 and runs a surf school in Papeete.
Stay tuned for more hijinx!
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