Ten bucks says this kid could have been pulled out about 8 hours sooner if he didn't scream every time he felt the slightest chafing and minor discomfort.
Holy shit, Stockton California! Home-town pride! We certainly do have a shitload of fat kids, I'll confirm that right here. Also, I have a new favorite narrator.
I like to believe that the narrator was given a script that tried to make this sound dramatic, and he just threw it out and ad-libbed the whole thing. The music came later.