Banal Intercourse DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!! It just goes to a bunch of stock tips for companies that don't even exist.
Rafiki Ten bucks says this kid could have been pulled out about 8 hours sooner if he didn't scream every time he felt the slightest chafing and minor discomfort.
Feyd Holy cow the music and narration are so completely inappropriate.
NoCode Oh, for god's sake. Just leave him in the hole.
j lzrd / swift idiot Holy shit, Stockton California! Home-town pride! We certainly do have a shitload of fat kids, I'll confirm that right here. Also, I have a new favorite narrator.
j lzrd / swift idiot I actually suspect that I know a guy who may have been on the scene. I now must email and phone him obsessively.
FOR THE DOCS
Cube He thanks the Lord at the end!? Who does he think was the a-hole responsible for him getting stuck in the first place!
jihadbaby Congrats to Rodents for the tags: "pooh, Hole"
phalsebob Where are Richard Simmons and a treadmill when you REALLY need them.
Work that Butt!! Sweat it! Sweat it!
Caminante Nocturno I like to believe that the narrator was given a script that tried to make this sound dramatic, and he just threw it out and ad-libbed the whole thing. The music came later.
Vicious You've clearly never watched Maximum Exposure.
Camonk Maybe not, but I like this version of the story better.
poples Ahh... this reminds me of the days I used to grease up little fat boys.
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