What??? What should I remember?!?!
Fuck you, Sonic, drugs are good.
And whatever you do, don't drink while riding in a clothes drier!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Sonic, you and those robots spend most of your lives trying to kill each other. The least you can do is let them enjoy splitting a bottle of whiskey during their free time.
|Dr. Lobotomy |
Good thing Bender wasn't around to hear Sonic's nonsense.
I obviously didn't pay enough attention to these segments when I was a kid. They're terrible, and I love them.
Also, alcohol is GOOD for you in correct increments. It flushes out your kidneys.
Sonic is the ultimate buzzkill. When I am drunk and trying to have a good time, I'd rather ENJOY myself instead of having some asshole with Urkel's voice show up and snatch the bottle out of my hand. You didn't pay for that, you dick.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Only dumb-bots drink liquor, but beer and wine are A-OK!
Since he didn't finish, I'm going to assume it was, Just remember, drinkin' is frikkin' awesome so go do it! And then I'm gonna go drink.
More harmful anti-drug propaganda. Everyone knows that children under the age of 12 need MORE liquor because they're still growing.
|Sean Robinson |
Sonic is a militant black Muslim.
He didnt ladn on plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on him.
What the heck is Scratch saying?
Someone with drills for hands should not be drinking.
Imagine something like this in that fagtastic new anime with him in it they show nowadays. For some reason i find the mental picture of still cartoons floating against photoshop backgrounds from hell, while recitating socially conservative propaganda very humorous.
I don't know if I should let a talking blue hedgehog give me advice on substance abuse...
Scratch and Grounder are like the mentally retarded verisons of Tom Servo and Crow!
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